Plucky little lad from the Industrial North (or South if you're abacus). Has aspirations to be a Yeomanry Officer but worries in case his parents estate is not quite large enough even though it is the largest estate in Hull.
Until recently at one of the three great universities (Oxford, Cambridge and Hull) but nobody is quite sure which one.
An East Midlands Crawl Survivor
An Embra ARRSE Crawl Survivor