...and you really don't want to be dry bummed with added sand. Fortunately the former COS of 12 Mech Bde has now moved on.
Invariably what happens to you if you are kidnapped by aliens. Why is it that no High tech aliens ever have a diagnostic table like the one they had on Star Trek?
Alternatively (and not connected with botty related activities)
A person being extremely fastidious about sticking to the rules and regs may be described as "Anal".