3rd Foot and Mouth
|3rd F & M Mortar Platoon|
The 3rd Foot and Mouth Regiment is a fictional Highland infantry regiment portrayed in the 1968 film Carry on up the Khyber. They are famous for sticking it to the fuzzy-wuzzies and wearing skirts regardless of the prevailing weather.
Raised at Invercracking, Clackmannanshire on 25th January 1759 by Royal Order of King Cyclops I to assist in the Great Thistle Harvest of 1760.
Regimental Motto: Illud carduus es periculosus procerus.
Quick March: Have 'ye seen ma hairy coo?
Regimental History: From The Khyber to The Balkans
Regimental Journal: Devils in Skirts
Colonel-in-Chief: Col Peter Mandelson
Serving/Former Members of Note: