The following major events took place in 2007:
- The Dear Leader resigned as Prime Minister on 27 June. Was arrested on......and was subsequently convicted of.... and imprisoned on ....
The following military events took place in 2007:
- Saddam Hussein becomes the Hang-man, Ooops.... I meant the the hung man.
- SEPECAT Jaguars to be retired from the RAF before October deadline.
- Formation of The Rifles