Zut alors

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  1. Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex.....

    A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage.

    Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex.

    The wife blamed the break-up on her husband's lack of activity in the bedroom .

    The 51-year-old man was fined under article 215 of France’s civil code, which states married couples must agree to a “shared communal life”.

    A judge has now ruled that this law implies that “sexual relations must form part of a marriage”.

    The rare legal decision came after the wife filed for divorce two years ago, blaming the break-up on her husband’s lack of activity in the bedroom.

    A judge in Nice, southern France, then granted the divorce and ruled the husband named only as Jean-Louis B. was solely responsible for the split.

    But the 47-year-old ex-wife then took him back to court demanding 10,000 euros in compensation for “lack of sex over 21 years of marriage”.

    The ex-husband claimed “tiredness and health problems” had prevented him from being more attentive between the sheets.

    But a judge in the south of France’s highest court in Aix-en-Provence ruled: “A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent.

    “By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other.



    Any decent lawyer would have taken in photos of the moose, and affidavits from his girlfriends that he was a top shag who always let them sit on his face and squirm for a minimum of 20 minutes........
     
  2. Why didn't the silly cow leave him earlier then? I bet it'll tip up in a few years she's been having affairs and will have to pay him double back!
     
  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    The wife will owe me a fortune when I divorce her then !
     
  4. My wife owes me millions, however my lover is in credit. Life has a way of evening things out.