Zimbabwe Women Raping men

#1
OK all you sad single virgins who spend too much time behind a keyboard, get a ticket to Zimbabwe and lose your virginity.

Women practise Surprise Sex
 

TurtleHead

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#2
would it be good practice to walk round zimbabwe ' rubbered up'?
I bet theres loads of junior ministers in the british government just itching to get posted to Zimbabwe
 
#3
Thats it, tickets booked, bags packed and 12 extra tubs of cock rub & E45 cream..Back of the net...
 
#4
Happens to me all the time, pop round to the pub for a couple of cheeky ro hypnols and the next thing I know I'm in the brothel accross from the bahnhof!
 
#10
Really fucking odd story:

1) How the fuck does a woman force a man to have sex with her (clearly if the man is a squaddie, then the answer is "ask him"...) - unless they have a weapon?

2) Surely there are far easier ways of getting semen without the potential for a suprise sex conviction? All you would need is a laminated grumble mag and a couple of quid - who here would refuse the offer of a quid for a hand-shandy?

3) They threw water in your Face? Seriously? Fucking horrific, man.
 
#11
The interesting part for me was that it took them a year to make arrests.
Now why might that be?
 
#12
"One of the women threw water in my face and they injected me with something that gave me a strong sexual desire," he said.

"They stopped the car and made me have sex with each of them several times, using condoms.


WTF was he injected with?, want some!
 
#13
Why?


I want sex and no one's injected me with anything since my last vaccination.
 

TurtleHead

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#14
If they were aiming to get pregnant why were they using condoms? or did they have them over their fingers to prevent leaving fingerprints?
i would like to think that the 'rapers' had balaclavas and deep voices, or rather hope they had balaclavas and deep voices.
 
#15
"One of the women threw water in my face and they injected me with something that gave me a strong sexual desire," he said.

"They stopped the car and made me have sex with each of them several times, using condoms.


WTF was he injected with?, want some!

It sounds like "Clive" from Monkey Dust explaining to his wife where he's been!
 
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allgone2ratsh1t

Guest
#16
Fucking gay bastard. They pick you up, group sex and are even thoughtful enough to supply the condoms. F
 
#17
Wonder how long until there are claims of witchcraft.
I wonder what the "victim" was REALLY hiding, to come up with such a pathetic lie.

As to the police there, less said the better!
 

CplFoodspoiler

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#19
Probably not that disapointing. Any woman who has to use force must look like a cross between Alan Carr and Les Dawson!
Now there is a combination to think about.... but let's transpose the names and you get.....a funny dead shirt lifter.
Perhaps the making of a new thread one of these fine days.
 

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