Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

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  1. She must not have read the packet clearly as it only gives 99% protection for safe sex.
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  2. Must've been a Mounting Lion.
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  3. And now for the weather forecast, I have been on the ministry roof and it am pissing down with rain.
  4. That's certainly an experience
  5. The earth may not have moved but I bet her bowels bloody well did!
  6. Dogging?

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  7. I notice that the spear chucker who was boning her had it away on his toes sharpish as soon as he heard the beast roar. A true gentleman's gentleman!
  8. Wonder if he left a path to follow... :)
  9. He didn't want to end up like that french fellow- Claude Balls.
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  10. ....or that Jock author...R.Stornaway.
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  11. An african wearing a condom? Yeah right..........
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  12. Lol
  13. Bloke on safari was attacked by a big cat. It had just sunk its incisors into his penis when the guide shot it. It was identified as a four point tool eater Jaguar.

    Don't have a coat an I think I will walk home thanks.