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Zero g Hawking

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#2
On his 65th birthday in January he said he hoped to take a flight on a space plane being developed by Richard Branson's company Virgin Galactic.
I do hope somebody double checks the points.
 
#3
Professor Hawking said:
"I also want to show that people need not be limited by physical handicaps as long as they are not disabled in spirit,"
Can't fault him for that.
 
#4
You wouldnt want to be up with him would you.....

fucking drool flying about at all angles, I can hear his speak and spell chirping off now

*Stephen hawkings voice*

"Now-I-am-at-zero-gravity-i find-my-colostomy-bag-has-backflushed-into-my-chest-cavity-and-my-slaver-is-running-from-my-droopy-chops-straight-up-my-own-nose"
 
#5
It'll be like an Action Man in a tumble dryer.
 
#6
Last year he spoke of how humanity needed to colonise the solar system and beyond if it wanted to survive.
Did he b0llcks!!!
 
#7
So the title of this thread wasn't misleading.. we ARE talking about spitting and coughing one up in space...
 
#8
I can see the title of his next scientific paper:

'The Corpuscular forming effects of the green gilbert whilst travelling at escape velocity in a zero g environ.'
 
#9
2007 Snot Odyssey.
 
#11
I hope he takes his gizmo with him or else it will be:

In space nobody can hear you scream.
 
#13
He has got guts.

Not so pleasant though when they're floating about the aircraft.
 
#14
Wonder if the Virgin Galactic craft will have wheelchair access or will he have to be just carried to his seat?

Imagine all the drool down your back after humping him into the craft...
 
#15
Water off a duck's back.

Water off some poor fcuker's back.
 
#16
Seems rather expensive for what is basically a trip on an aircraft full of floaters.
 
#17
Dung_trumpet said:
You wouldnt want to be up with him would you.....

fucking drool flying about at all angles, I can hear his speak and spell chirping off now

*Stephen hawkings voice*

"Now-I-am-at-zero-gravity-i find-my-colostomy-bag-has-backflushed-into-my-chest-cavity-and-my-slaver-is-running-from-my-droopy-chops-straight-up-my-own-nose"
Warn me before doing that again as I have almsot lost a computer screen to tea damage...
 

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#20
How's he going to lauch himself off to float? Or will someone help him towards a convenient window . . .
 

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