Zero Commitment Shag Required!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, May 14, 2011.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Any takers?

    Jarrod and his like need not apply.

    Will accept lezzers if they put on a show while I knock one out!
  2. Here is a volunteer

  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    eeerrr, no your fine. Thanks, I think! I feel sick now.

  4. If this is a legitimate volunteer why have you not provided any contact details? Are you a matchmaking walt?
  5. Another volunteer here too! :mrgreen: see below.

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  6. Mr B and T looks like he's going to get 'muffed' ragged
  7. Waiting to sit on your face right now.........
  8. Bigbird? God bless her cheesy folds.
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  9. Very close......this is bogbird69.
  10. I bet she can eat two spuds more than a pig.
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  11. Fixed that for you
  12. Have a nice old donkey that is not adverse to a good seeing to if that is any use to you.
  13. Oh I didn't know potatoes had teeth and a mouth. Live and learn.

  14. Voice of experience?
  15. Here, understand he's looking for a shag...

    even provides a phone number 07796 790745

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