Ze Knob End

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jonwilly, Jun 8, 2005.

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  1. Subject: Penis Study

    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of
    a Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year
    and$180,000.00,they concluded that the reason the head was larger than
    the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.
    After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
    reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
    After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46,they concluded that it was to
    keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
  2. Heard it before, only it was the Irish not the polish.

    Still chuckled though.