Zara to marry mike tindall

chimera

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Oh dear, oh dear!

A bit of broken nose rough!

Thankfully, any progeny of this liaison will be so far from the Throne, that we shall never notice.
 
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There's an ex-RA subby who rooted around in her back box a few years ago.He went on a Royal family holiday abroad with her where he was ceremoniously dumped. He had to reside in the poolside bungalow until his flight back to UK. He used the time to nail various dusky birds and taste their tang, all under the noses of Royal Protection. He also admitted that she was quite dirty for a bint of royal blood and that she adored having her back eye rimmed.
 
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There's an ex-RA subby who rooted around in her back box a few years ago.He went on a Royal family holiday abroad with her where he was ceremoniously dumped. He had to reside in the poolside bungalow until his flight back to UK. He used the time to nail various dusky birds and taste their tang, all under the noses of Royal Protection. He also admitted that she was quite dirty for a bint of royal blood and that she adored having her back eye rimmed.
you sir are my new hero
 
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I know but you putting that mental image into my head makes you my new hero
 

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