and she aint in the mood. And she's hungry. Get some sausages and wrap them in streaky bacon. Fry them for 5 minutes. Stick the oven onto 200 and chop 3 apples, 4 big tomatoes and a pepper of whatever colour you fancy. Stick the sausages on the bottom of a casserole dish then layer with the toms, apples & pepper. Add a couple of tablespoons of stock (one Oxo cube and some water) Bung in the oven and lay the table. Sorted. Phew.