"You're not gay as long as you're giving"

#1
Sitting in a hotel room far from home and talking to my colleague on the work Skype, this immortal line surfaced, with the addition "come to that, you're not gay if you're taking, as long as you don't push back or make eye contact".

Now, my pal is something of an expert, being a romping stomping ex-paratrooper airborne death from above suicide death commando and I was a REMF of the ocean-going class, so I turn the question over to the mighty intellects of the NAAFI Bar:

Are you, in fact, not gay if:

a. You're giving
b. You don't push back
c. You don't make eye contact
 
#2
Hmmm, it depends on the circumstances really. I have heard that its not gay as long as your balls don't touch, but I've yet to see that hypothesis tested.
 
#3
If you have to ask the question then surely you are gayer than a gay thing wearing nothing more than gilttery rainbow body paint while being porked by Jarrod in the middle of a gay pride march.


just a guess mind
 
#4
Is it just me or is Arrse becoming a bit poofy? All these pink threads popping up like San Franciscan attention whores. There's a lot of outing going on, imho.
 
#5
You have to punch them afterwards
You have to cry afterwards
You can't kiss them
At least one party has to be in pain .

Fuck! I think I have just described the sex life with my ex missus.
 
#6
Sitting in a hotel room far from home and talking to my colleague on the work Skype, this immortal line surfaced, with the addition "come to that, you're not gay if you're taking, as long as you don't push back or make eye contact".

Now, my pal is something of an expert, being a romping stomping ex-paratrooper airborne death from above suicide death commando and I was a REMF of the ocean-going class, so I turn the question over to the mighty intellects of the NAAFI Bar:

Are you, in fact, not gay if:

a. You're giving
b. You don't push back
c. You don't make eye contact
.... unless you're a cook, bandsman or medic.
 
#7
Is it just me or is Arrse becoming a bit poofy? All these pink threads popping up like San Franciscan attention whores. There's a lot of outing going on, imho.
I think if you know any gayers then they always seem jolly, have disposable incomes and are out on the lash all the time doing mind bending drugs. We poor hetero's are mainly miserable , skint and get fucking nagged on a sunday to do jobs round the house.

Its a lovely evening too i might take the excuse for a walk and do a bit of cottaging , cheers
 
#10
Is it just me or is Arrse becoming a bit poofy? All these pink threads popping up like San Franciscan attention whores. There's a lot of outing going on, imho.

it's becoming gay enough to shit rainbows
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#16
Two Navy phrases come to mind:

"It's not gay if you're under way" and "It's only queer if you're near the pier".
 

Fang_Farrier

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#17
I prefer to abide the rule, you're not gay if you're doing it with a woman!

But then again I'm probably a bit old fashioned that way.
 

Joker62

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#18
.... unless you're a cook, bandsman or medic.
And what makes you lot so fkin special with your red berets, at least we wear a manly blue coloured one!
 
#19
So you got a crap wife AND a crap solicitor,you really are a poor fucking judge of character.
Hey big fella , I'm guessing you don't mix well with others and that's cool, I get the whole I'm an island vibe that you're giving off but back it up a bit there. Where did I say she was a crap wife or Martin was a crap Solicitor?

You have been here a while now and it looks like you have a role of thread killer? again not that social but hey the world keeps turning.
 
#20
Are you, in fact, not gay if:

a. You're giving
b. You don't push back
c. You don't make eye contact
Gay = homosexual

Any sexual activity with a person of the same sex is homosexual and GAY.
The above is a lie used by some homosexual men to get arse action with confused and very stupid young men. The Royal Marines and the Navy seem to have swallowed it en masse.

That is all.
 

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