You're having a laugh

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by PartTimePongo, Nov 19, 2004.

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    Law wins 'sexiest man alive' tag

    and yours must be painted on Rachel. Jude Law the sexiest man alive?

    Bah! Everyone knows it's my good self. :D

    Wouldn't be so concerned if it wasn't for the fact TFMPTP agrees with it.

    Well actually what she said was "Mmmmmmmmmm Jude Law , yes please"

    I ask you, what the hell is the planet coming to?
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated
  3. I assume the judges have a pixie fetish.

    What happened to the smouldering, tight-lipped icons of yesteryear *sigh*
  4. Christ, I HATE this little weasel. He has f*cked up every film/relationship/career he has ever had and he still gets work. :x

    Somebody do the right thing, preferably with a bloody nail-gun.

    No, acid. No a nail gun. I was right the first time.

    Better yet, just dont give the litte bubble of syphillitic pre-cum the oxygen of publicity. Let him with away in the face of our indifference.

    And how can it be true, anyway? The reason Alfie (voted worst ever re-make in history) bombed in US was cos no-one knew who the scat-munching little chimp-face was.

  5. Not a fan of his then Billy ?
  6. Aaaah, no.

    No, not at all a fan. More of an Anti-fan, you might say. Yes, that would be it.

    I can barely suppress my rage, so I will return to my 'amateur' vivisection.