"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

[Old Stab]

shut up mong child

Nice Red banner.
Wankspangling Knob Puffin.

And just to Bugsify it
Jonnynobrain.

 

[Ortholith]

Look, a sad, lonely old man desperate to be notices by anyone!

How was your latest shift at QMC?

Fuck off, he owes me a reply first.

 

[RBMK]

Yoo hoo, @DaManBugs

Over here

 

[The Assassin]

He's still doing his laundry

 

[Ortholith]

Don't forget liberator of Bagdad, with only a bag of the pure stuff and an imitation desert eagle

I thought he had a 'smudge' and was patrolling with two 'monkeys'?

 

[DaManBugs]

I had no idea @Paddy Mayne’s Ghost had the ability to write. I once logged on to find he had marked every single one of my posts as “dumb”. That is next level committed.

Don't worry, Greenfly. You're not alone. Your man there PaddyGainsMost has been recklessly "dumbing" every single post of mine for years. Take no mind of the stupid dumbfück. He obviously has very serious issues.

MsG

 

[Ortholith]

Oh, do fück off, you stupid cünt, please! You make yourself look even more of a fückwit than normal with your total bollix.

I can well appreciate that you want to be accepted as "wonnadaboyz", but there comes a time when the majority of ARRSE members simply refuse to accept the bollix you attempt to sell.

The lack of self-awareness here is fucking staggering. That could be a reply to Bugsy written by just about anyone else here and yet he is unable to grasp how much of a tedious pathetic failure he is.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

Don't worry, Greenfly. You're not alone. Your man there PaddyGainsMost has been recklessly "dumbing" every single post of mine for years. Take no mind of the stupid dumbfück. He obviously has very serious issues.

MsG

Ah excellent. Welcome back to your thread Bugsy. So what is the chemical of choice tonight?

 

[lokiuk]

I thought he had a 'smudge' and was patrolling with two 'monkeys'?

That was a side quest, he wasn't patrolling with two monkeys he was searching for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys

He eventually caught up with Dr Peters and after drawing his trusty desert eagle, Bugsy was fatally shot twice to be sure to be sure

And then he woke up, realised it was all a dream, and eat the rest of his pigeon droppings

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Ah excellent. Welcome back to your thread Bugsy. So what is the chemical of choice tonight?

Horse Jizz

 

[OneTenner]

Tell us about your 17" bicep again @DaManBugs

I know this might come as a shock, but I think it's gen
You see, i've been reading up on the various socialist movements (its a tale of a comedic-tragedies, but still)
And there's a little known group of swiss-german socialists, almost cult like in nature, one of their rules in the commune is that every time you tell a lie, you have to masturbate.
So bogsy, this is where you learnt swiss-german isn't it? no lying now, or you'll have to go and pump up your bicep...

 

[Tappet]

Don't worry, Greenfly. You're not alone. Your man there PaddyGainsMost has been recklessly "dumbing" every single post of mine for years. Take no mind of the stupid dumbfück. He obviously has very serious issues.

MsG

Every single one?

 

[OneTenner]

Every single one?

That's some moral fortitude and dedication....

 

[RBMK]

That's some moral fortitude and dedication....

good drills too.

 

[Helm]

Every single one?

Time hangs heavy in the spirit world I expect.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Time hangs heavy in the spirit world I expect.

 

[Krautman]

Can someone please translate in Gerpigeon?

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

PaddyGainsMost has been recklessly "dumbing" every single post of mine for years.

No he hasn't.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Can someone please translate in Gerpigeon?

 

[History_Man]

Time hangs heavy in the spirit world I expect.

Time for a choon: