Army Rumour Service

Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
Either that or else 100% pure oxygen in which case, with the amount of alcohol in his system he'll self-combust more than just his trousers.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Either that or else 100% pure oxygen in which case, with the amount of alcohol in his system he'll self-combust more than just his trousers.


only one thing missing

1603475217255.png


remember he can't afford to heat his hovel
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
only one thing missing

View attachment 514498

remember he can't afford to heat his hovel
True, but the sheer incandescence of his swiss-german* rage would ignite concrete.....



* Lower case 'swiss-german' as Bogsy's version bears no relation to the national or regional languages so no capitals necessary
 

ACAB

LE
Has the piss stained dribbling Oirish cunt arrived yet??

If not, why not??
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Has the piss stained dribbling Oirish **** arrived yet??

If not, why not??
Nottingham is on high level restrictions, he probably can't get out in to steal toilet duck from the pub or hijack the wifi from the internet cafe.....
 
Has the piss stained dribbling Oirish **** arrived yet??

If not, why not??

Won't he start a thread somewhere else to try and lull people into a false sense of security before going into full Swiss German ranting here
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Won't he start a thread somewhere else to try and lull people into a false sense of security before going into full Swiss German ranting here
How did you think of that cunning ploy? surely he wouldn't do that..... it's not in his nature
 
Hey @DaManBugs are you hiding?
Embarassed that you'vebeen hit with ROPS again?
Why not go somewhere else on the internet?

If hes on ROPs he probably wont be able to answer.
 
Hey @DaManBugs are you hiding?
Embarassed that you'vebeen hit with ROPS again?
Why not go somewhere else on the internet?

Perhaps if you look in a mirror and say Bogsy three times, Herr FlamingKecks will appear
 
He’s not here yet you are still talking about him and taunting him to join in.

Remind me again who the attention seeking try-hards are?
Probably the Mod who is always picking on him.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
He’s not here yet you are still talking about him and taunting him to join in.

Remind me again who the attention seeking try-hards are?
It's Friday, it's 2200 hours and strong drink may have been taken.

What's not to enjoy?
 
He’s not here yet you are still talking about him and taunting him to join in.

Remind me again who the attention seeking try-hards are?
As I said earlier.

Give him some space, chaps; he actually managed to start a coherent thread a while back.

Yes, he's told some lies, we know what they are, so there's no point dwelling on them.

It's the first day of the rest of his life on Arrse. It'd be funnier if he used his new-found freedom to cook up a brand new lie...
 

New Posts

Top