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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Please keep a third round available for the first mention of ‘fire in the h**e’. :)

I won't mention that phrase, but we were made to say it when setting off charges on op Cornelius. (Camera crews present)
I can't remember what was said on Herrick before setting off the big pile of munitions.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
I believe Allahu akbar was the traditional saying.
Is that what it was? I thought they were announcing the opening of their roadside cafe with a very coincidental inopportune gas leak....
 
Well I for one find that quite believable actually.

We already know that he can sprint 100 metres in 10.04 so bowling 85 mph Yorkers consistently in 2 ‘back to back’ overs would have been no problem at all.

Honestly, the level of cynicism here is astounding.

He can also finish in 15 throws in two previously unheard-of games of darts called "500" and "300".

Bugsy on darts:

"I like to play "arraz" (Arrows arrows) as the game is often called in English speaking countries. I use darts weighing 32 "Grams", which are just right for my game. Whether "500" or "300" I can usually complete with 15 or 12 throws. Although I'm really not a "Brewster".
Inch nails I have already tried."
 
There is literally nothing that our boy knows anything about. Yet he still likes to post as if he is an expert.
It never ceases to amaze me, how bad his googlefu is when making up a story.
 
He can also finish in 15 throws in two previously unheard-of games of darts called "500" and "300".

Im very surprised the smelly old liar didnt claim 9 and 6 dart finishes.

Although with Bugsys normal unbelievable fib telling, its lucky he didn't claim 7 and 4 dart finishes.
 
Ah sure! You really don't seem to have the hang of "Bugsy-bashing", mush! Go back in ARRSE history and look it up. Although you do appear to have picked up the ARRSE habit of declaring a "Bugsy meltdown" every 15 or 20 posts. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

And, don't forget, that we're after the ultimate Bugsy-bashing thread of at least 1,000 pages this time.

MsG

You're a stupid old fool. The lies you tell is an absolute embarrassment for a person your age. Anyone you associate with outside these pixels all know you're a liar, and undoubtedly laugh at you behind your back.
Utter decrepit laughing stock .
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
It never ceases to amaze me, how bad his googlefu is when making up a story.
I think it's deliberate, just telling 'believable lies' won't attract much attention as most people will read and not comment, telling Bogsy-scale lies gets the desired result of many people sitting up and taking notice of him. I honestly think he does it to spread his socialist 'message', note he *always* types MsG, it's not a signature block, so it's a concious and deliberate act (OK, ignore the spelling when he goes all long-hand) that he dutifully puts on all his rantings - yes, there's been a few Toilet Duck / spittle-covered screen induced typo's, but he does seem to be programmed brainwashed into trying to spread the message by making his little phrase ubiquitous.
The more obvious the lies, the more he is noticed, the more his little message is noticed. I think what is getting to him is he's not being able to penetrate past the 'usual suspects' deriding, contradicting and correcting him - it used to be hours before someone clocked his lies and highlighted them, now, the pixels have barely landed before the overwatch has pinged him and plotted an attack vector.
 
I think it's deliberate, just telling 'believable lies' won't attract much attention as most people will read and not comment, telling Bogsy-scale lies gets the desired result of many people sitting up and taking notice of him. I honestly think he does it to spread his socialist 'message', note he *always* types MsG, it's not a signature block, so it's a concious and deliberate act (OK, ignore the spelling when he goes all long-hand) that he dutifully puts on all his rantings - yes, there's been a few Toilet Duck / spittle-covered screen induced typo's, but he does seem to be programmed brainwashed into trying to spread the message by making his little phrase ubiquitous.
The more obvious the lies, the more he is noticed, the more his little message is noticed. I think what is getting to him is he's not being able to penetrate past the 'usual suspects' deriding, contradicting and correcting him - it used to be hours before someone clocked his lies and highlighted them, now, the pixels have barely landed before the overwatch has pinged him and plotted an attack vector.
I notice his me me me thread in the Naafi lasted minutes before being locked.
Poor drills by @Arte_et_Marte for not 'holing it, then locking it.
 
I notice his me me me thread in the Naafi lasted minutes before being locked.
Poor drills by @Arte_et_Marte for not 'holing it, then locking it.
Arte should have holed it but left the thread open, having thread banned Bugsy first. Just imagine the tears of impotent rage at being banned from his own thread before anyone had even replied.
 
You're a stupid old fool. The lies you tell is an absolute embarrassment for a person your age. Anyone you associate with outside these pixels all know you're a liar, and undoubtedly laugh at you behind your back.
Utter decrepit laughing stock .

The lies he tells would be embarrassing for anyone of any age.

He only does it for attention.

Due to his fathers sexual abuse.
 

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