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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

It's been discussed a few times. Personally I think "spork" is a communal effort amongst people who don't communicate with each other

1. no one person can be that stupid
2. It explains why there are many many inconsistencies

A bit like the Russian trolls here where there seems to be a shift system on certain accounts as the posting style keeps changing
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
A bit like the Russian trolls here where there seems to be a shift system on certain accounts as the posting style keeps changing


It's why sometimes he talks bollocks and other times utter bollocks and occasionally complete bollocks
 

Euclid

War Hero
He's been on a screaming wibble for years to show people how amazing he is and his incredible life.

  • The successful military career including several tours, jumping with the US paratroopers and serving in the Swiss army never mind his essential part in Op Corporate
  • The amazing academic career that included a degree in fine arts and his work as a restorer of masterpieces (and that special shade of yellow)
  • The successful writing career with two books, a major academic thesis (alternatively a few pieces of paper with some crayon scribble on them)
  • The outstanding athletic prowess, the long career as a welterweight boxer (and the sideline in bare knuckle street fighting - never beaten on the cobbles remember)
  • The Irish record 100m sprint performance, and of course the licensed gymnast and trainer
  • Then there is his career as a mercenary where he was fighting with the Mujis and had "a cabby" with a Dragunov
  • The drug dealing in Laos, Switzerland and Italy where he saw off the Camorra from his dealing patch
  • Then there was the career "on the hod" whilst working as a union rep (it's almost as if he saw Auf Wiedersehen Pet as a documentary)

I'm sure I've forgotten some stuff here, but it does seem a little odd that with this amazing and successful carrer he end up living in a pig sty of a HMO in one of the grubbiest areas of Nottingham.

It's almost as if he made it all up.
Bowling at 85mph I seem to recall. That is some achievement.
 

NSP

LE
Oh dear, he is unsurprisingly wrong again
It was most used in India in the Mughal period and in Europe in the nineteenth century, , before becoming commercially unavailable circa 1921 , so not 1953/4 and not after independence.

It was also mango leaves, not ginkgo...
 
He's been on a screaming wibble for years to show people how amazing he is and his incredible life.

  • The successful military career including several tours, jumping with the US paratroopers and serving in the Swiss army never mind his essential part in Op Corporate
  • The amazing academic career that included a degree in fine arts and his work as a restorer of masterpieces (and that special shade of yellow)
  • The successful writing career with two books, a major academic thesis (alternatively a few pieces of paper with some crayon scribble on them)
  • The outstanding athletic prowess, the long career as a welterweight boxer (and the sideline in bare knuckle street fighting - never beaten on the cobbles remember)
  • The Irish record 100m sprint performance, and of course the licensed gymnast and trainer
  • Then there is his career as a mercenary where he was fighting with the Mujis and had "a cabby" with a Dragunov
  • The drug dealing in Laos, Switzerland and Italy where he saw off the Camorra from his dealing patch
  • Then there was the career "on the hod" whilst working as a union rep (it's almost as if he saw Auf Wiedersehen Pet as a documentary)

I'm sure I've forgotten some stuff here, but it does seem a little odd that with this amazing and successful carrer he end up living in a pig sty of a HMO in one of the grubbiest areas of Nottingham.

It's almost as if he made it all up.

Getting an unusually high score in a 2-day IQ test that nobody else remembers taking.

Being so poor at English he needed his Oath of Allegiance translated for him (but then aceing the IQ test)

Smuggling books by Marx and Engels through Checkpoint Charlie so frequently that the East German police waved him through and the West German police ceaselessly tried to find his stash.

And how can you forget his translation, er, ‘skills’?
 
Yet you can't stay away as it's the only attention you get from anyone.

If you stupid, obsessed cünts stopped feeding the other stupid obsessed cünts with the same decades-old "hilarious" memes, and put the primary stupid cünt on ignore, you could get on with what's left of your lives.

Just sayin'
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Bowling at 85mph I seem to recall. That is some achievement.
Unbelievable! I mean, who would play cricket in that wind?
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
If you stupid, obsessed cünts stopped feeding the other stupid obsessed cünts with the same decades-old "hilarious" memes, and put the primary stupid cünt on ignore, you could get on with what's left of your lives.

Just sayin'
Done!
Onto ignore you go.
 

dlrg

LE
If you stupid, obsessed cünts stopped feeding the other stupid obsessed cünts with the same decades-old "hilarious" memes, and put the primary stupid cünt on ignore, you could get on with what's left of your lives.

Just sayin'

I think not..!
 
Getting an unusually high score in a 2-day IQ test that nobody else remembers taking.

Being so poor at English he needed his Oath of Allegiance translated for him (but then aceing the IQ test)

Smuggling books by Marx and Engels through Checkpoint Charlie so frequently that the East German police waved him through and the West German police ceaselessly tried to find his stash.

And how can you forget his translation, er, ‘skills’?

All IQ tests prove are that someone is good at IQ tests, it's not hard to game them
 
Bowling at 85mph I seem to recall. That is some achievement.
I seem to recall that he bowled everyone out in one inning as well.
 
So we can Kim Jong-un walt to the list then
Kim Jon Un has served in the military and is running a socialist country. He's also a billionaire with a fit wife.
Busgy is a smelly old liar that has failed in life, he lives alone in a run down hovel and has political ambitions that amount to waving a placard around in the cold and rain.
 

Euclid

War Hero
Kim Jon Un has served in the military and is running a socialist country. He's also a billionaire with a fit wife.
Busgy is a smelly old liar that has failed in life, he lives alone in a run down hovel and has political ambitions that amount to waving a placard around in the cold and rain.
Hovel indeed. Although he had cleaned up a bit before this picture:
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Kim Jon Un has served in the military and is running a socialist country. He's also a billionaire with a fit wife.
Busgy is a smelly old liar that has failed in life, he lives alone in a run down hovel and has political ambitions that amount to waving a placard around in the cold and rain.

That will trigger Bogsy, if he could post he'd be here any minute to claim true Socialism has never been tried
 

Tyk

LE
It's been discussed a few times. Personally I think "spork" is a communal effort amongst people who don't communicate with each other

1. no one person can be that stupid
2. It explains why there are many many inconsistencies

That would be a seriously long game played, including spreading the bollocks to other sites and farting about in badly translated other languages. Impressive of the CO structure, do they have a background in the Intelligence community?

If you stupid, obsessed cünts stopped feeding the other stupid obsessed cünts with the same decades-old "hilarious" memes, and put the primary stupid cünt on ignore, you could get on with what's left of your lives.

Just sayin'

Where would be the fun in that? Poking Herr Flammenkecks is a spectator sport, I wonder if we could market it and get some commercial sponsorship?
 
That will trigger Bogsy, if he could post he'd be here any minute to claim true Socialism has never been tried
His version of socialism includes smelly old liars not having to lie in rundown hovels any more and that their awesomeness is recognised by the grateful public.
 

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