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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Will anyone think of the poor pigeons?

I think he got the Pidgeons to try and translate English into Pidgin English. so yes suffer the little pigeons at the hands of Pants'O'Flame
 
Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG
Wow. A lesser-spotted 'bullshit' icon. Bugsy must have earned more of those since its withdrawal from general service than anyone.
 

Euclid

War Hero
Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG
Time for bed Bugsy. You’ll only make a cnut of yourself if you stay up late, drinking meths, and firing angry little pixels into cyber space. Oh, wait......
 
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ACAB

LE
Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG
You absolute sad sack of shit.

And, to your eternal disgrace, you are a grade 1, mark 1 fucking walt

Can you provide any evidence that you're not, you sad sack of shit..............
 
But it was rediscovered in the 1980s by DaManbugs during his picture restorer / university lecturer in fine art period at an unspecified university in the GDR. The great man told us himself so it MUST be true.

Personally I think he used wee collected from the fragrant Gisela Capitan after giving her compious amounts of coke cut with scouring powder.
I would have thought that he would scrape the dye from the corners of his mouth, there should always be more than enough dried urine.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Time for bed Bugsy. You’ll only make a cnut of yourself if you stay up late, drinking meths, and firing angry little pixels into cyber space. Oh, wait......
Sure, fella. Although it appears to be perfectly alright if *you" fire "angry little pixels into cyberspace", but not me, is that right?

MsG
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
You absolute sad sack of shit.

And, to your eternal disgrace, you are a grade 1, mark 1 ******* walt

Can you provide any evidence that you're not, you sad sack of shit..............
Ah, sure. So what really, really discomforting effect have I, personally, have on your life, shitlips. Have I shortened you're or any of your relatives' lives in any way?

MsG
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Well!! That was a relatively short "Bugsy-bashing" squirt, I must say. How about we turn this into the quite far longest Bugsy-bashing thread in the history of ARRSE, eh? Off you go!

MsG
 
Well!! That was a relatively short "Bugsy-bashing" squirt, I must say. How about we turn this into the quite far longest Bugsy-bashing thread in the history of ARRSE, eh? Off you go!

MsG
Actually, it'd be better if you fuck off an self-immolate, you pointless puddle of fuckpaste.
 

Tyk

LE
Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG

Now that's a weapons grade meltdown, he's gone to plaid at ludicrous speed.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Actually, it'd be better if you **** off an self-immolate, you pointless puddle of fuckpaste.
Ah, sure, I'll get around to that, but not until I fully encompass the fückwit, who posted this:
Now that's a weapons grade meltdown, he's gone to plaid at ludicrous speed.
Now you don't get much more ludicrous than that, dooya? Anyone want to give the gobshite a call-out?:cool:

MsG
 

Tyk

LE
Ah, sure, I'll get around to that, but not until I fully encompass the fückwit, who posted this:

Now you don't get much more ludicrous than that, dooya? Anyone want to give the gobshite a call-out?:cool:

MsG

Oh dandy, I'm a fuckwit and a gobshite, I'm close to achieving nirvana, all I need is a Bogbrush provided "amusing" alteration of my screen name.


Since you didn't get the reference. Incidentally you're more of a helmet than the star of that clip.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Oh dandy, I'm a fuckwit and a gobshite, I'm close to achieving nirvana, all I need is a Bogbrush provided "amusing" alteration of my screen name.

Since you didn't get the reference. Incidentally you're more of a helmet than the star of that clip.
Ah sure! You really don't seem to have the hang of "Bugsy-bashing", mush! Go back in ARRSE history and look it up. Although you do appear to have picked up the ARRSE habit of declaring a "Bugsy meltdown" every 15 or 20 posts. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

And, don't forget, that we're after the ultimate Bugsy-bashing thread of at least 1,000 pages this time.

MsG
 

Tyk

LE
I'm absolutely certain I have never called one of your posts a meltdown before, maybe lay off the recreational use of cleaning products for a bit and your braincell might cool down.

I've got a mush too, which is edging me closer to a state of Bogbrush nirvana, just need some fella a gobment or two and of course the obligatory allegedly funny play on my ARRSE login and I'll be there.

Cheers Lord Helmet.
 
Ah, sure, I'll get around to that, but not until I fully encompass the fückwit, who posted this:

Now you don't get much more ludicrous than that, dooya? Anyone want to give the gobshite a call-out?:cool:

MsG

Shouldn’t you be the one to do that Bugsy?

After all, you’ve never been beaten on the cobbles...
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Morning @DaManBugs , well that was a poor effort again, you might have 'never lost on the cobbles' but you've repeatedly lost on the keyboards...
So what do you think you've achieved in your miserable socialist 'fuck England' life? why are you still here? (as in on the planet, not just on arrse)
You very much remind me of the Corbyns... two utter failures of the left, Jezzer spent his whole life 'fighting' for some ideals that even lefty sympathisers couldn't vote for when it came down to it - much like those people who you manage to stuff one of your grotty leaflets into their hands - they put it into the nearest bin without a second thought once out of sight..... Now you seem to be turning into his deranged, moonhowling brother, Piers. Go on Bogsy, tell us how Covid & 5G is all a Capitalist plot that only you know about and how wearing masks is 'dehumanising' us...

While you're at it, why not regale us with tales of what you thing you've done with your life, how you think all the 'sacrifice' (of things like your sanity, self-respect, family {twice}) has all been worth it - and what you've got to show for it, other than some sharpie fake tattoo, a taste for Pigeon shit and a big helping of self-loathing to wake up to every morning.
Go on, tell us.
 
Sure, fella. Although it appears to be perfectly alright if *you" fire "angry little pixels into cyberspace", but not me, is that right?

MsG
You're as popular as a cock flavour lolly on here. Yet you can't stay away as it's the only attention you get from anyone. That has to be pretty close to the definition of a pathetic failure at life.
If it wasn't you, it would be sad. In your case, it's fucking hilarious.
 

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