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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

How about this one.

I suppose you could call it that. Except no restrictions were ever placed on me by either the Vopos, Grenzer, Stasi, nor anyone else. Why would they? I had a permanent address in Berlin, Capital of the GDR and as such I was free to come and go between West Berlin and Berlin, Capital of the GDR as I pleased.

All I had to do was drive up to Gscheckpoint Gscharlie (the only place I could actually cross), flash my Irish or Brit passport with the corresponding visas in them and Robert was your auntie's brother. After a very short while, the Grenzer recognised my alfa-red Alfa Romeo Sprint as I approached and mostly just waved me through with a cursory glance at my passport. It was the same on the way back from West Berlin. Why make such a big deal of it?
 

OneTenner

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ACAB or OneTenner?
Out of interest I just showed the following to my German girlfriend:

Wovon ich ausgehe, dass du nix verstanden hast, Wichsfleck. Interessant.

After she'd stopped laughing she said that the word wichsfleck is made up, by probably a child, and the nearest she could guess as to the meaning was either wankstain or wankspot. Then she went to bed still chuckling.
That's unfair, 'wichsfleck' was Bogsy's pet name as a child, it's the only clear memory he has of his father(s)
 

RBMK

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No, you have no idea what i'm talking about - hence why you're all triggered and have your Pigeon feathers all ruffled....
Still, it's a Friday night and i'm not working (look that one up Bogsy, it's not the same as the socialist definition of 'worker') tomorrow so now our visitors have gone, I thought i'd make the monkey dance to our tune....
Well done, predictable response.
You really are our plaything aren't you?
Marx would be sooooooo proud. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Groucho always did like a good laugh.
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RBMK

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Oh dear, he is unsurprisingly wrong again
It was most used in India in the Mughal period and in Europe in the nineteenth century, before becoming commercially unavailable circa 1921 , so not 1953/4 and not after independence.

But it was rediscovered in the 1980s by DaManbugs during his picture restorer / university lecturer in fine art period at an unspecified university in the GDR. The great man told us himself so it MUST be true.

Personally I think he used wee collected from the fragrant Gisela Capitan after giving her compious amounts of coke cut with scouring powder.
 
Another classic.

You should be a bit careful with your supercilious assumptions, for I have worked on building sites; and not only in Ireland, but also in Germany, Italy and America. I also "ran the hod" all day (although in Italy, you strap it to your back), and my little "party trick" was going straight up to the third and fourth floor via the scaffolding poles and balancing the hod on me shoulder. Mind you, you can only do that safely if you're a trained gymnast (as I am).
 

ACAB

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Hey! fück you! You've no fückin' idea what you're talking about.

MsG
Yes I have you fucking walt. Now, PM tour army number ...................... or is that too difficult as a fucking civvie walt??
 
Remember this one Bugsy? [Indian Cow Piss Yellow lost for decades]
Yeah, but Larry O’Liar struggled against the odds to find an identical colour for decades.

His diligence eventually paid off though when his research led him to trial a pigment made from East Midlands Tramp Piss. He discovered that tramps with a diet mainly consisting of White Lightning and out of date food found in supermarket skips produced a vivid yellow which he named Hyson Green Yellow.

Larry’s newly invented hue was the equal of paint made from the piss of cows fed on Indian Takeaways and Cobra lager and being a smelly old cider swilling tramp himself, he went on to produce his own Tramp Piss for Hyson Green Yellow.
 

OneTenner

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NSP

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A foreign immigrant living in England has a '**** England' tattoo on his arm? Where is the logic in that and why is he here?
Why can't we all just get along...?
 

NSP

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One round depleted uranium sabot....

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I believe (although speaking as a never-served civvy, mind) that the vocal sequence you are looking for is:-

"Turret left, target dickhead, load fin!"

"On!"

"Up!"

"Fire!"

"On the way..."
 
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DaManBugs

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]No it is not, Because I'm on his ******* case.

The walting sad sack of shit that he is............
Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG
 

Londo

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Hey! How ya doin', ACARB? Wa'gwan, goobie? Hei, ya wan reed he mek him monee fram drogz an' fram cocaine, but he no giv his blem fo' no'tin'. Just what I heard. Dems gone an nothin.

MsG
It's gone full retard . Shame as who will feed the pigeons now ?
 
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