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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Bogsy, if you died there would be a massive attendance of arrsers at your funeral.

Firstly to make certain you were dead by putting a steel spike through your heart and secondly to have a massive celebration and drink lots of dirty beer.




Then use your grave as a toilet
I've got a cordless nail gun - it'd be less effort....
 

ACAB

LE
Ooh! I'm shaking in me boots! You do realise that total fücknuts like you have been attempting to do the very same for almost two decades, don't you?

But tell me why: would you feel you have to "hound me off this website"? What would that add or distract from your materiel empire? If I died today, would that prove to be a catastrophe?

MsG
Yes, but they do not realise you are an utter bullshitting walt cunt, do they??
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
I've got a cordless nail gun - it'd be less effort....
One round depleted uranium sabot....

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OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Ooh! I'm shaking in me boots! You do realise that total fücknuts like you have been attempting to do the very same for almost two decades, don't you?

But tell me why: would you feel you have to "hound me off this website"? What would that add or distract from your materiel empire? If I died today, would that prove to be a catastrophe?

MsG
Get your Kodamatic 2000 dusted off and take a few selfies of yourself taking a piss onto your cooker. Make sure to get the shite fake tattoos in the shot too.

Added kudos for stretching your piss slit and making a rudimentary mock up of Victoria Falls.

Cheers Mr Steptoe, you gopping old cunt.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
One round depleted uranium sabot....

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Excellent - what size of nail gun do I need?
And will he be known as 'DU'manbugs from now on?

Here's one he was driving earlier - didn't know DamanSaddam was a commie?
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OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Yes, but they do not realise you are an utter bullshitting walt ****, do they??
Only if they've never read anything he posted.....
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Leck's mich aber fett! I' ha' nödd abba d'grinaschiti Ahnig, woss der Typ chönnte miine. Also, @Krautman, der Schwab' Fötzchöpp, isch's aan dir üußezefinde' woss är chönne miine, oder? Uffe goht's, Shaafssächel!

Falls du das nicht vertstanden haben sollst, Tolltümpel, werde ich den Absatsz ins "Deutsche" übertragen: Wobei der erste Satz wohl klar sein sollte. Des weiteren:

Ich habe aber nicht die geringste Ahhning, was der Typ meinen könnte. Also, Krautman, den "schwabishen" Fotzkopp". es liegt and dir, herauszufinden, was er meinen könnte, oder, Auf geht's, Schaafsächel!

MsG
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Nope, I will not. He's openly blamed me for something that happened 10 years ago.

I will hound the **** from this site.

MsG
Who cares about what the cunt says? You are a respected and trustworthy person, he is nothing more than a lying shit stain in a bum's pants.
 

DaManBugs

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Book Reviewer
PM me you
@DaManBugs
Oi! Mush!! Why did you write this on the end of your thumb?
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I mean it's not like you were ever in the RAMC is it fella?
Honestly, how long do you think you'd last with '**** England' on your thumb?
You could at least have got it right and put '**** Great Britain and Northern Ireland'
Or if, as I suspect, you were unhappy with our Reigning Monarch, you should have put '**** Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Magnae Britanniae, Hiberniae et terrarum transmarinarum quae in ditione sunt Britannica Regina, Fidei Defensor' along with your fake service number. But then you'd need a thumb the size of the bicep on your w@nking arm
Hey! fück you! You've no fückin' idea what you're talking about.

MsG
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Hey! fück you! You've no fückin' idea what you're talking about.

MsG
No, you have no idea what i'm talking about - hence why you're all triggered and have your Pigeon feathers all ruffled....
Still, it's a Friday night and i'm not working (look that one up Bogsy, it's not the same as the socialist definition of 'worker') tomorrow so now our visitors have gone, I thought i'd make the monkey dance to our tune....
Well done, predictable response.
You really are our plaything aren't you?
Marx would be sooooooo proud. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
Remember this one Bugsy?

Let’s assume that we have an oil-painting from, say, 1880 and it’s obvious that the artist extensively used a pigment called “Indian Yellow” for the composition. It’s a stunningly beautiful colour, but it can’t be reproduced. It was originally won from the urine of Indian cows that had been fed with Gingko leaves. However, that diet also made crystals form in the kidneys of the cows that eventually killed them in a very painful way. And that in a country (India) in which cows are regarded as holy creatures (which also made me always wonder why Maggie Thatcher never retired to India). After independence, the Indian farmers flatly refused to carry on the practice, so that by around 1953/54 the supplies of Indian Yellow in the world had completely dried up. There’s no other yellow pigment that even comes close to the luminosity, colour brilliance and sheer intensity of Indian Yellow, so you just have to use something like Chrome Yellow or similar. There are pigments on the market that are labelled “Indian Yellow”, but they’re very inferior. And that’s just one restoration problem. It’s actually quite a fascinating subject. Which is why I love the profession.
 
Hey! fück you! You've no fückin' idea what you're talking about.

MsG

ACAB or OneTenner?
Out of interest I just showed the following to my German girlfriend:

Wovon ich ausgehe, dass du nix verstanden hast, Wichsfleck. Interessant.

After she'd stopped laughing she said that the word wichsfleck is made up, by probably a child, and the nearest she could guess as to the meaning was either wankstain or wankspot. Then she went to bed still chuckling.
 

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