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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

ACAB

LE
Eight years,eh? Well, there you go, right? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mort sastchalissiseshem Gorjassemkunkims or so!:p:p:p
Why won't you tell me what Brigade you were in on Op Corporate??

Is it because you are merely a walting fucking liar??

I think it is..................................
 

DaManBugs

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ust being challenging what these gacky ARRSE gobshites seem to "question" I'd like to start off with these:
Also being friends with Iggy Pop and David Bowie. Any claims to the conrtary?
Claiming that the pure stuff is never addictive. When have I ever stated that?
Not having any shoes till he joined the army. When did I ever state that?

Mit gerangionalghen Graessen whatever happens, or what?:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
 

DaManBugs

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Why won't you tell me what Brigade you were in on Op Corporate??

Is it because you are merely a walting ******* liar??

I think it was shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8

MsG
 
Eight years,eh? Well, there you go, right? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mort sastchalissiseshem Gorjassemkunkims or so!:p:p:p

Was that your age when your father first crept into your room at night?
 

Londo

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Ah ! Mrs G
Still pounding away on the keyboard to the Daily Mail readers replies ?
I've not seen you on there lately . Your not banned from those pages are you ?
Also while you're here, due to someone I know popping their clogs recently , I know of some pigeons that need rehoming .Would you be interested ? They are homing pigeons mind you .
 

DaManBugs

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Was that your age when your father first crept into your room at night?
"Crept into my room? Crept into my room? What the fück are you babbling on about, spackerman? I already told you that you're transferring to me what happened to you. I never had any room. I slept in a room with my five sisters and four brothers. So how, according to you, could my Da "creep into my room"?

OK, somehow. you're going to have to work into your bizarre new narrative that our Da somehow plucked me off the top of a three-tier bunk-bed, "had his way with me", as you so often state as what happened to you, and then put me back on the top bunk-bed without anyone else noticing? I mean, it was not without pain for you, so surely it would have been painful for me? Yet none of my siblings, especially my twin sister, heard anything? Really? Just asking, like.

MsG
 

Tyk

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"Crept into my room? Crept into my room? What the fück are you babbling on about, spackerman? I already told you that you're transferring to me what happened to you. I never had any room. I slept in a room with my five sisters and four brothers. So how, according to you, could my Da "creep into my room"?

OK, somehow. you're going to have to work into your bizarre new narrative that our Da somehow plucked me off the top of a three-tier bunk-bed, "had his way with me", as you so often state as what happened to you, and then put me back on the top bunk-bed without anyone else noticing? I mean, it was not without pain for you, so surely it would have been painful for me? Yet none of my siblings, especially my twin sister, heard anything? Really? Just asking, like.

MsG

The problem you have is that absolutely no-one believes a single word you type, I used to give you some benefit of the doubt, but I came to realise you're just an inveterate liar.

If you'd done a tiny embellishment here and there you might have had some of the respect you appear to crave, but you've been outed as a total fantasist who can't even get his lies straight.

You've made your bed (and grave) with constant lies and you're going to lie in it forever.
 
6:24 pm - "I'm just posting on here to provoke the Arrse vermin, I'm not bothered, honest".

3:05 am - teary eyed drivel.

Really proving your point there Bugs.
 

Euclid

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Bugsy - be like little Owen Jones, get yourself a new T Shirt. They probably do them in Germanese as well.

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OneTenner

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6:24 pm - "I'm just posting on here to provoke the Arrse vermin, I'm not bothered, honest".

3:05 am - teary eyed drivel.

Really proving your point there Bugs.
Heh Heh. Lying awake at night and posting on ARRSE to show just how not bothered he is. There is a serious level of paranoia there (I believe it's one of the many side effects of smoking dope).
It still hasn't quite got through to the peanut brained fantasist. His credibility (if he ever had any) is shot to fuck.
Still he should take comfort that he can still make me chortle.
Dance monkeyboy dance.
 
"Crept into my room? Crept into my room? What the fück are you babbling on about, spackerman? I already told you that you're transferring to me what happened to you. I never had any room. I slept in a room with my five sisters and four brothers. So how, according to you, could my Da "creep into my room"?

OK, somehow. you're going to have to work into your bizarre new narrative that our Da somehow plucked me off the top of a three-tier bunk-bed, "had his way with me", as you so often state as what happened to you, and then put me back on the top bunk-bed without anyone else noticing? I mean, it was not without pain for you, so surely it would have been painful for me? Yet none of my siblings, especially my twin sister, heard anything? Really? Just asking, like.

MsG
Steady on there Bugsy, you won't be able to sup your toilet duck today if you don't get yourself away to bed.
 
WTF is a man (allegedly) in his 70s doing up at 3 in the morning?

He really isn't bothered by all this at all, no siree bob - not one bit.

The smelly old walting liar.
 
Heh Heh. Lying awake at night and posting on ARRSE to show just how not bothered he is. There is a serious level of paranoia there (I believe it's one of the many side effects of smoking dope).
It still hasn't quite got through to the peanut brained fantasist. His credibility (if he ever had any) is shot to ****.
Still he should take comfort that he can still make me chortle.
Dance monkeyboy dance.

I always think of Steve Ballmer for the monkeyboy dance, you'll see why

Not sure even Bogsy could top that for insanity

 
Glad you mentioned that! What you're quoting is the the original of what I was reguested to translate into German. At no time did I ever suggest that it happened to me. Just follow that thread!

MsG

Glad you mentioned that!

. . . because that fact seems to have gone unmentioned for 8 years.

Now, as to your service in the Swiss Army: when was that?
 

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