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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

but apart from saying

his family died (twice)
owning a Desert Eagle
being a drug smuggler
knocking out a copper
being in the swiss army
being any kind of translator
being a CMT
being able to earn 300k a year
Olympic standard running
Brick carrying
shagging some famous bird he couldn't spell the name of
having an Italian wife*
smuggling books
having published several books
not being able to speak English until after he joined the army
he isn't triggered by anything




what lies has bugsy ever told to us?

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*probably unlikely he's ever had any kind of wife

Also being friends with Iggy Pop and David Bowie
Claiming that the pure stuff is never addictive
Not having any shoes till he joined the army
 
Just to be clear, spackerman, I never actually BOASTED about my German. When I originally mentioned it, it was because you yourself boasted that you'd spent far more than half your life in Germany. When I challenged your command of the language, you, very grudgingly, admitted that your knowledge of German was nil!

So you've cornered yourself some (one single) Boxheed, who's desperate to fall in line with other ARRSErs. And he's the sole evidence you have to "prove" that my German is shite? Really? How about engaging other capacities if you're really convinced that I can't understand, speak or read German and if you're so convinced that that's "important?. Although it's notable that you don't mention your own alleged knowledge" of German, spackerinski.

And why would you want to do that in the first place, spackerinski? Why would you want to"prove" my German is, "not really good enough"? How would that materially affect your personal life, spackerman? In short, what the fück difference is it ever going to make to you or your future?

MsG

I would suggest that earning up to 300k for translation services is a boast.

Im not quite sure why I would boast about living in Germany? Its just something that happened.

You must have a link to you challenging me? Is it fair to say, like all your other claims you arent going to back it up?

Are you saying the native speaker is wrong and you the enormous lying penis is right?

Have I asked you to prove your German? I just like laughing at you making yourself look like a bullshitting bellend (again).

I blame your fathers sexual abuse.
 
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Euclid

War Hero
I’ve got it!

Just seen the film Tenet - there are two Bugsys, one inverted and one in real time. I couldn’t make head nor tail of the film, stuff happenIng in reverse, some in the future, some in the past, people getting shot them coming back to life.

Bugsy’s timeline clearly the inspiration for the film.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Nope, it would not. Because he's a lying walting **** with about as much integrity and valour as a ******* shitweazle.
Thought as much....
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Also being friends with Iggy Pop and David Bowie
Claiming that the pure stuff is never addictive
Not having any shoes till he joined the army
Anyone mentioned three years in the Swiss Army yet?
Working on a Covid ward at QMC in Nott'm
Some sort of architectural consultancy for Nott'm City council (can't be bothered to look it up)

Oh, and the biggest lie of all...
Believing the 'right' kind of Socialism will exist in the 'right' sort of country one day....

Has it all - or any of it, been worth it Bogsy? the jokes, the ridicule, the rest of the population with an ounce of common-sense giving you the same swerve as they would a leper? all the placard waving, all the fabricating a better existence for yourself - because your life has been so shit and meaningless that what you crave is someone else's life?
When you're in your HMO, 'enjoying' your meal for one from the local multicultural shop, do you hear people walking past, laughing and enjoying life? A life that you never had but so desperately craved that you made shit up to sound interesting?

You know why you feel like that?
It's because you're a lying cunt.
And everyone knows it.
You lying cunt.
 
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Nope, it would not. Because he's a lying walting **** with about as much integrity and valour as a ******* shitweazle.

Stop talking in riddles, what do you really mean?
 
I’ve got it!

Just seen the film Tenet - there are two Bugsys, one inverted and one in real time. I couldn’t make head nor tail of the film, stuff happenIng in reverse, some in the future, some in the past, people getting shot them coming back to life.

Bugsy’s timeline clearly the inspiration for the film.

It might have been the original inspiration, but clearly they had to tone it down a bit.
 
Some sort of architectural consultancy for Nott'm City council (can't be bothered to look it up)
Best bit of that one is that he accused me of making it up - that he never ever said such a thing...

With my astoundingly Bugsyesque powers of defying reality, I even managed to post my made up story under Bugsy's username here:


In the not-too-distant past, it was “decided” that the Hyson Green library (in Nottingham) would be moved from its well-known and useful location to the newly extended Mary (Harry?) Potter Health Centre on Gregory Boulevard. Locals were invited to provide input and form a “Citizens’ Council” to accompany the move and to provide critical input. I was one of those chosen for that council.
We were presented with various architectural blueprints as to how the “new” centre was to be established and also with how the Hyson Green library was to be accommodated in the new building. On top of that, we were also asked to decide what sort of décor and shelving etc was to be used in the new Hyson Green library – with each of us issued with a “points list” for the various manufacturers as we reviewed what they had to offer. All well and good.​
At some point, in all the many committee meetings we had, I brought up the (for me) important issue that, while there were many pointers on the old (actually rather lovely, late-Victorian library building) stating that the library was actually now somewhere else (which disappeared after a sixmonth), there was no sign (or any other indication) on the Mary Potter building itself that in now contained the “new” Hyson Green library.​
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Best bit of that one is that he accused me of making it up - that he never ever said such a thing...

With my astoundingly Bugsyesque powers of defying reality, I even managed to post my made up story under Bugsy's username here:


In the not-too-distant past, it was “decided” that the Hyson Green library (in Nottingham) would be moved from its well-known and useful location to the newly extended Mary (Harry?) Potter Health Centre on Gregory Boulevard. Locals were invited to provide input and form a “Citizens’ Council” to accompany the move and to provide critical input. I was one of those chosen for that council.
We were presented with various architectural blueprints as to how the “new” centre was to be established and also with how the Hyson Green library was to be accommodated in the new building. On top of that, we were also asked to decide what sort of décor and shelving etc was to be used in the new Hyson Green library – with each of us issued with a “points list” for the various manufacturers as we reviewed what they had to offer. All well and good.​
At some point, in all the many committee meetings we had, I brought up the (for me) important issue that, while there were many pointers on the old (actually rather lovely, late-Victorian library building) stating that the library was actually now somewhere else (which disappeared after a sixmonth), there was no sign (or any other indication) on the Mary Potter building itself that in now contained the “new” Hyson Green library.​
That's some cunning stunt, hacking Bogsys account like that and posting something he'd never-ever-no-way make up in his whole non-linear lifetimes - well done you!
 

NSP

LE
WTF is a TAG, in context...?
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
WTF is a TAG, in context...?
Oh, who knows?
I certainly don't care - it's probably something he has round his ankle and has a flashing light on it - and the first thing he sees when he regains conciousness
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Total Arrse Gobshite apparently.

ABC.
Which presumably means if it isn't applied to 'himself' then that's something else he's failed to achieve - he might be a gobshite (and he certainly is) but is clearly inferior to a 'Total Arrse Gobshite'. And that's an inferiority he's completely made up all by himself! =D =D =D
 
Hey! Wa'gwan? Now I really am disappointed, so this is another dog-whistle post to get thing rolling again among all the dedicated Bugsy fans. All that's happened is that some putrid shit-dribbler among you picked up on a point and all the rest of you mentally vacant shit-dribblers piled in on that. I'm not very impressed at all!

How about a bit, even a little bit, more originality Bugsy fans! I realise that after repeating the same shit-dribbling bollix thousands of times over the years, things get a bit boring, but that's where the TAG no-marks should show up with at least a bare minimum of originality.

Off you go, you fückwits! Show me how low you can to and still be original.:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Mit sozialiischm/sizallashoscheschem/suzialshoschtitem Groeß/Groeß/Graß, Genoisserenen!:p
Do I detect the burning ears of humiliation about spelling your greeting wrong for eight years? X
 
Schrödinger's bugsy....
His family is alive or dead at the same moment depending on how much toilet duck he has imbibed
 
Do I detect the burning ears of humiliation about spelling your greeting wrong for eight years? X
He doesn't seem bothered about his many lies, the sad old liar won't care so long as he gets attention.
 

DaManBugs

On ROPS
On ROPs
Book Reviewer
Do I detect the burning ears of humiliation about spelling your greeting wrong for eight years? X
Eight years,eh? Well, there you go, right? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mort sastchalissiseshem Gorjassemkunkims or so!:p:p:p
 

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