That’s not fair on him.
Having 3 mother tongues (INCLUDING English but not including Irish)
Aceing an imaginary 2-day IQ test on joining the Army
Being a world class cricket bowler
Wiring hidden microphones into his RHQ
Never having been beaten on the cobbles
Rediscovering how to make the colour ‘yellow’
Being best mates with David Bowie and Iggy Pop
Having 3 apartments in Berlin
Being an expert on the economics of the Irish cotton industry
Still being in the Army (in another Corps) in 1991 and deploying on Op Granby
Fighting in 4 wars
Still having 17” biceps
doesn't he also have two dates of birth? or was that his parents?
I really need some kind of spreadsheet for this