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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

That’s not fair on him.

You forgot:

Having 3 mother tongues (INCLUDING English but not including Irish)
Aceing an imaginary 2-day IQ test on joining the Army
Being a world class cricket bowler
Wiring hidden microphones into his RHQ
Never having been beaten on the cobbles
Rediscovering how to make the colour ‘yellow’
Being best mates with David Bowie and Iggy Pop
Having 3 apartments in Berlin
Being an expert on the economics of the Irish cotton industry
Still being in the Army (in another Corps) in 1991 and deploying on Op Granby
Fighting in 4 wars
Still having 17” biceps


doesn't he also have two dates of birth? or was that his parents?

I really need some kind of spreadsheet for this
 

DaManBugs

On ROPS
On ROPs
Book Reviewer
Yes you were:


“I was a Scaley and due to that issued with a smudge. However, the only time I actually used it in a gen drama was on Granby. I got dicked to three-up with a brace of Monkeys, who needed a third bod to make up a team that had to scrawl a shake in Baghdad. Two sups tooled up with AKs suddenly came around a corner while we were OAB and clocked us as enemies. I instinctively cocked my smudge, switched to full-auto, and gave "the baddies” the good news in a short burst. All the while, the sprog Monkeys were so hucked, they hadn't even unhitched their L9s. So, **** Monkeys if your arse is on the line."
Glad you mentioned that! What you're quoting is the the original of what I was reguested to translate into German. At no time did I ever suggest that it happened to me. Just follow that thread!

MsG
 
I've found his timeline

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OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Glad you mentioned that! What you're quoting is the the original of what I was reguested to translate into German. At no time did I ever suggest that it happened to me. Just follow that thread!

MsG
So you're saying that's not one of your lies, it's someone elses? but you liked the look of it so.....
 
Glad you mentioned that! What you're quoting is the the original of what I was reguested to translate into German. At no time did I ever suggest that it happened to me. Just follow that thread!

MsG

But it seems that at no time did you ever ‘suggest’ that it wasn’t about you. Certainly not in that post. And, let’s face it, you do have form for, er, being slightly economical with the truth.

Of course, if earlier in the thread you have said something like ‘I’m translating this for someone else’ I’m sure you can provide a link to it.
 
I think I've found one of his books

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OneTenner

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Book Reviewer
doesn't he also have two dates of birth? or was that his parents?

I really need some kind of spreadsheet for this
Why re-invent the wheel?*

@Dark Nit is the Official Verminous Keeper Of The Lies. He has compiled several volumes in painstakingly crafted quill & ink manuscript² pausing only to cool his overheating brain as he grappled with impossible timelines and incredulity.

* Bugsy rediscovered the long lost wheel while scouring the deserts and wastelands of the world for the equally long lost colour of cow piss yellow. Tropper66 actually invented it. (The wheel that is, not cow piss yellow).

²Dark Nit’s Excel Spreadsheet has every right to self identify as a painstakingly crafted quill & ink manuscript.
 

OneTenner

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Book Reviewer
Glad you mentioned that! What you're quoting is the one "the" should be enough the original of what I was reguested Being no English speaking translation fellow, may I request what reguested means? to translate into German. At no time did I ever suggest that it happened to me. Just follow that thread!

MsG

Bogsy stop lying. You started that thread on 22 Nov 12, 02:04 fibbing about how to incorporate the word "sprog" in the story about your heroism.
First answer was on 22 Nov 12, 02:17 from Dritte_Schicht. Invented a time machine, did you?
To daft to piss in water, standing in a boat on the Atlantic.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Tell me about your time on Op Corporate, you lying walting ****.
That must have been a terrible time for a socialist, doing Maggies bidding in a far off land....
 

ACAB

LE
That must have been a terrible time for a socialist, doing Maggies bidding in a far off land....
Nope, it would not. Because he's a lying walting cunt with about as much integrity and valour as a fucking shitweazle.
 

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