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That noodle-armed specimen simply cannot be Bugsy, as we don't see the visible stink wafting off the lying, smelly old tramp.
You would imagine someone like Terry Pratchett's "Foul Old Ron", a person whose stench has a personality of it's own. See the image below. From left to right; Gaspode The Wonder Dog, The Duck Man, Foul Old Ron, Coffin Henry and Arnold Sideways. Aka The Canting Crew.
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Hey Fellas, isn't that his old mate Iggy Popp?

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Some of you will, no doubt, remember the tale of Our Man mixing with 'Rock Gentry' back in his Berlin days (early 1975 - end of 1980).

"It was there that I also got to know Iggy Popp and David Bowie in the late 1970s. Two very nice fellas, I must say".
,https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/baor-raves.294107/#post-9403750


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The Three Y's Men
 
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Is this where O'pants O'flame pretends his family were in the Bond film "You only die twice"?
 

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is that the thickness of two (short) planks*?


*not necessarily a measurement of Gunners
Aye.

Also apparently the circumference of his tensed bicep (it's not particularly noteworthy - mine measure that relaxed!).
 
It is suspiciously quiet, where is our hero of the Socialist International, code name Nottingham Noxious aka Bogsy the Cleaner?
Is he planning his revenge? What will it look like? I see a great movie coming: Bogsy's Revenge -First privy. Thousands of squadrons of pigeons will darken the sky in this film and the scenes will match the best from Rocky IV and the Rambo series.
 
It is suspiciously quiet, where is our hero of the Socialist International, code name Nottingham Noxious aka Bogsy the Cleaner?
Is he planning his revenge? What will it look like? I see a great movie coming: Bogsy's Revenge -First privy. Thousands of squadrons of pigeons will darken the sky in this film and the scenes will match the best from Rocky IV and the Rambo series.
Probably getting more attention on one of the other sites the pillock uses.
 

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Probably getting more attention on one of the other sites the pillock uses.
Or still trying to knock out an anger-w@nk whilst cursing the internet cafe for changing the WiFi password
 
You would imagine someone like Terry Pratchett's "Foul Old Ron", a person whose stench has a personality of it's own. See the image below. From left to right; Gaspode The Wonder Dog, The Duck Man, Foul Old Ron, Coffin Henry and Arnold Sideways. Aka The Canting Crew.
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Foul Ole Ron wasn't a liar though, he also had some friends. And had better fashion sense.
 
Maybe @DaManBugs has realised he’s lied himself into a corner in this his current incarnation, and is even now planning his next Dr Who-like regeneration!

Oh dear, does that mean a change of username to DaWomanBugs, or maybe DaBlackBugsy'sLivesMatter?
 

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Maybe @DaManBugs has realised he’s lied himself into a corner in this his current incarnation, and is even now planning his next Dr Who-like regeneration!
And of course he'd never be found out within a single-digit number of posts, oh no, he's far too clever for that....
Mit sozialischtem sozialistischem Grüß Gruß, Genosse
spelt wrong for eight years
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DaDeadBedBugs --- hopefully


I don't wish him any harm and certainly not death, but lets be honest, he's old (even he isn't certain how old sometimes) and according to him he's done more than anyone can possibly do in the time he claims to have done it in. and to use a quote from the film Austin Powers

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OneTenner

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No.
It'd be like finding and disposing of that elusive metal splinter in your index finger ...
 
And of course he'd never be found out within a single-digit number of posts, oh no, he's far too clever for that....
spelt wrong for eight years
{snigger}
Why only 8 years? Bugsy has been around far longer than that.
 
I don't wish him any harm and certainly not death,

It would be hilarious though if he was in a bit of pain though. Preferably because someone in real life had enough of his fibs and gives him a slap.
 

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