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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Our local hero is a real mastermind when it comes to cunning stunts and able to turn the odds in the most desperate situations and to win against all odds. Well knowing the fact that he makes some minor mistakes, that the average German will make everyday he resorts to sign with MsG.
Yes, see above. He's been spelling it wrong for eight years. The absolute fucking belter.
 
If he'd claimed to be RAF, we'd get a story of how he was a Tonka pilot, helped another shell-shocked pilot land after an engagement, and got accepted to a prestigious dogfighting school after said pilot gave up.

After a few weeks of stiff competition against other pilots, he suffers a catastrophic engine failure and has to punch out, and his nav dies as a result.

After still managing to do enough to graduate, he gets scrambled to another engagement against the Russians, where he downs two MiGs. He then becomes an instructor. The end.
And he does that with a Sopwith Camel.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut!
Well that's rich coming from you!

Mit sozialischtem sozialistischem Grüß Gruß, Genosse :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
 
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut! Why would you want to add to the "anti-Bugsy" scheme when it's not true?

MsG
You seem somewhat stressed out. What about a nice little holiday? My village is missing it's idiot, he got lost in the woods shouting at pigeons. With your abilities in German and as a real specialist for columbidae you are the ideal man for this job. Room and board are free, in the admittedly somewhat run-down hovel next to the cesspit of the biggest farmer and you get a princely salary of 200 lire a week.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
You seem somewhat stressed out. What about a nice little holiday? My village is missing it's idiot, he got lost in the woods shouting at pigeons. With your abilities in German and as a real specialist for columbidae you are the ideal man for this job. Room and board are free, in the admittedly somewhat run-down hovel next to the cesspit of the biggest farmer and you get a princely salary of 200 lire a week.
200 Lire a week? Just how old are you, fella?

MsG
 
200 Lire a week? Just how old are you, fella?

MsG

Isn't that a question you should be asking yourself as you have lied about your age in the past?

You just want to be young again.

So you can feel your fathers "loving touch".
 

Tyk

LE
Isnt he the dwarf who runs the pie shop

Indeed, Gimlet's hole food. Rat pies a speciality, with ketchup of course.

I notice @DaManBugs is back talking about people trying to appear superior to him, I wonder if he realises that a week old dead pigeon is superior to anything he can or could ever be, at least it wouldn't lie "because it's the internet".
I'm sure not on the internet @DaManBugs can't tell the truth either as a serial fantasist like him will never break the habit of telling massive whoppers.
 
Ended up in Baghdad on Granby? Really. I must have missed that bit. Unless some rouge unit involving Bugsy and three RMP didn’t get the memo saying endex and carried on North for another 1000km.

Do you mean Rogue (as in wild out of control / out of place

Or were you really suggesting if he was there it was with the SWP
 
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut! Why would you want to add to the "anti-Bugsy" scheme when it's not true?

MsG

Bugsy, are you angry about something that isn’t true on the internet?

 
Fantastic entertainment!. I have a couple of days off ARRSE and come back to read the last few pages. Bugsy has been spelling his sign off wrong! Brilliant.
@DaManBugs glad to see you are still dancing to the vermin tune.
Dance monkey boy, dance.
 

Helm

MIA
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Fantastic entertainment!. I have a couple of days off ARRSE and come back to read the last few pages. Bugsy has been spelling his sign off wrong! Brilliant.
@DaManBugs glad to see you are still dancing to the vermin tune.
Dance monkey boy, dance.
Not only that, he joined the Signals and invaded Baghdad during Granby
 
200 Lire a week? Just how old are you, fella?

MsG
Old enough to know that 200 lire was a ridiculously small amount at virtually any given time, old enough to know that virtually every word you say is a ridiculous lie.
Herr Lügenbaron von eindefäkierter Flammenhose.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
I was taking sprog #2 off to university yesterday (4 hours drive each way) and didn't get home until 2030hrs, after getting something to eat I couldn't be bothered to switch the computer on. Why do you lot always save the best stuff up for when I'm otherwise engaged?

ETA: The link to Leo was class.
 
Bugsy, are you angry about something that isn’t true on the internet?

Well, if he says it's not true, it probably is. So I had a look. And lo. He's been n spelling a familiar East German greeting wrong for eight years. Un fucking believable. No wonder he got shirty, the meltdown at Bugsy Towers must have been bloody epic when he realised.
 

goodoldboy

MIA
Book Reviewer
Whatever! Believe what the fück you want, fella! You are already more than eager to adhere to the "Anti-Bugsy" programme.

Mit sozialischtem Grüß, Genosse!

Ooh! Did it make you come in your pants, fella? I can well imagine. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

MsG
Did you come in your shattered pants when you were in the Signals in Baghdad and no other bugger was there?
 
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