Army Rumour Service

Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
If he'd claimed to be RAF, we'd get a story of how he was a Tonka pilot, helped another shell-shocked pilot land after an engagement, and got accepted to a prestigious dogfighting school after said pilot gave up.

After a few weeks of stiff competition against other pilots, he suffers a catastrophic engine failure and has to punch out, and his nav dies as a result.

After still managing to do enough to graduate, he gets scrambled to another engagement against the Russians, where he downs two MiGs. He then becomes an instructor. The end.
Naaa... he'd let the MiGs go, Mit sozialischtem sozialistischem Grüß Gruß, Genosse!
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Sodium Pentothal? How apt...
Leaving aside the other replies, it can't be pentothal. The 5 carbon pent link makes sense but pentothal contains a thiol group and there's no sulfur in the formula posted.

If we're going to make chemistry jokes I feel this is more appropriate for Bugsy:
 
Well, Bogsy and anyone that can read correct his brand of German

Does he think he's some sort of codetalker? translating his made-up memoirs into his version of a popular language, who will benefit? unless it's just 'internet true'....

I can see the film already, Nicolas Cage stars in Windbreakers, the real story of Bugsy Swiss German code talkers
 
Leaving aside the other replies, it can't be pentothal. The 5 carbon pent link makes sense but pentothal contains a thiol group and there's no sulfur in the formula posted.

If we're going to make chemistry jokes I feel this is more appropriate for Bugsy:

Yeah I was just guessing based on the C5 and the single Na. And the idea of facing Bugsy with a truth serum...:)
 
I can see the film already, Nicolas Cage stars in Windbreakers, the real story of Bugsy Swiss German code talkers
Cut to Nazi HQ:
Hans, ze Allies are sending messages in Sviss German. I cannot understand vot zey are saying despite it being essentially ze same language. Damn their fiendish non-Aryan ideas!
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Leaving aside the other replies, it can't be pentothal. The 5 carbon pent link makes sense but pentothal contains a thiol group and there's no sulfur in the formula posted.

If we're going to make chemistry jokes I feel this is more appropriate for Bugsy:


arsole/arsenole

edited to add a snigger-worthy table

1600557853526.png
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
... and there's no sulfur in the formula posted.
Who the hell are you and what have you done with Ortholith? Sulfur? surely you mean Sulphur - as in Emperor Mong (PBoH) screw the IUPAC!!
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
@Krautman ....another spillage in aisle 3. Wouldn't it be ironic if he'd been misspelling ,,Mit sozialistichem Gruß" wrong all this time? That would be just ******* it. The phrase he always signs off with, and he can't spell it in full...
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut! Why would you want to add to the "anti-Bugsy" scheme when it's not true?

MsG
 
Who the hell are you and what have you done with Ortholith? Sulfur? surely you mean Sulphur - as in Emporor Mong (PBoH) **** the IUPAC!!
IUPAC rules. It's still aluminium and not aluminum though. Mong wants a word about how you wrote his title by the way ;)

arsole/arsenole

edited to add a snigger-worthy table

View attachment 505746
That's the one, much amusement. Especially when one bears in mind that arsole has considerable ring strain and is not aromatic.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut! Why would you want to add to the "anti-Bugsy" scheme when it's not true?

MsG
The actual German says it is so. - and that's good enough for me
End of chat, you smelly old pigeon shouter, you can stick your tri-lingual bullshit in your @rse, where it came from
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
IUPAC rules. It's still aluminium and not aluminum though. Mong wants a word about how you wrote his title by the way ;)
Looks fine to me, no hint of an edit...
 
This million, might it be in Lira?
I think so, he will go to Basel and buy real grammes of the real stuff with this money, then back to italy to sell every last gramme for the gigantic amount of 200 Lire.
That is how things are done by Pablo Escobugs Enterprises Ltd. Purveyors of impeccable translations, pigeon shit and real grammes.
 
What a total cünt you are, you lying fücknut! Why would you want to add to the "anti-Bugsy" scheme when it's not true?

MsG
So how come you've spelled it wrong here, as well?


"Well, that's me told, innit, eh? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Anything else you'd like to get off your caved-in chest, comrade?:razz::razz::razz:

Mit sozialistschem Gruß, werter Genosse!"



Oh, and here from 2012:

"MsG (which is the GDR acronym for "Mit sozialischtem Gruß" - With Socialist greetings)"


So, the great socialist and expert German translator has been spelling his pet phrase wrong for eight years. Bloody brilliant
 
Last edited:
@Krautman ....another spillage in aisle 3. Wouldn't it be ironic if he'd been misspelling ,,Mit sozialistichem Gruß" wrong all this time? That would be just ******* it. The phrase he always signs off with, and he can't spell it in full...
Our local hero is a real mastermind when it comes to cunning stunts and able to turn the odds in the most desperate situations and to win against all odds. Well knowing the fact that he makes some minor mistakes, that the average German will make everyday he resorts to sign with MsG.
 

Latest Threads

Top