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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

OneTenner

LE
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I think the @rse has dropped out of the Swiss German market...

BTW, she has proper quals - MITI & MCIL - have you @DaManBugs ?
He's got a BSc, you know.


Pity it stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate.
 
He's got a BSc, you know.


Pity it stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate.
He only got that to stop him crying when one of the big boys pushed him in the deep end.

Standby for claims of "Actually shitlips I can swim 6 miles in half an hour and taught Michael Phelps everything he knows".
 
He also doesn't appear to be allowing for the taxman's wedge or NI, either.

I'd imagine if you're selling the pure stuff, that filing tax returns would not be top of the to do list
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
I'd imagine if you're selling the pure stuff, that filing tax returns would not be top of the to do list
Pure English, Swiss German or bullshit?



Oh....
 

OneTenner

LE
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Probably gone to the Polish shop to buy some electricity credits....
 

OneTenner

LE
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Not the Polski Sklep, surely...?
No, the French Polishers, they sell the cards under the counter, it's run by an Indian....
 

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