Here we go again Buggers. Because I said, I can't judge, didn't mean I wouldn't understand Swiss German or would be unable to look things up.
No matter if you can imagine that or not. And you don't have any proper clue of German.
It is simple if one has a working theory about your behaviour:
a) You sitting in your shit- and piss-stained pants in your Nottingham hovel always lie.
b) You are daft, to daft to lie, so daft that even the average pigeon outwits you.
c) You smell of shit, piss and vomit and even Foul Ole Ron would succumb if he had to smell you for more than 5 seconds.
Now to your little "text" that faintly resembles German. One just have to look up methodically what you wrote to call your bluff. Many of your words doesn't exist in Swiss High German, one can simply proof that by using his Google-Fu or using a simple Onlinedictionary. Some of them do exist, but in more than one case you make spelling errors.
Some of the words you use are in Alemannic dialect but here again spelling errors and so on.
My best bet is, you mix wildly Swiss German with Alemannic dialects and try to sell that as on par with a native speaker.
I know that you were dr Luschtbueb of fathers O'Malley, O'Higgis and O'Toole after they took turns on your Müetterli. That is why you also cry out for acceptance and recognition, things even Nottingham pigeons would only give you at gunpoint.
But you are to daft to make things up proper. It was the same thing back then when you told the (your) three fathers you had a more or less saddle-sore sphincter and then had to suck them off for the next weeks.
Poor old @DaManBugs he only had two things on ARRSE where he has may have been telling the truth, his ability as a translator and socialism.
Now a native speaker is here, it turns out Bugsy has been lying about his German ability (Its safe to say his 300k a year for his translation services was also bollocks).
He doesn't appear to know much about socialism either, but I reckon the SWP humour him because its hard to find dickheads prepared to stand out in the cold waving placards around or getting signatures for pointless petitions.
You have a very sad life in your shitty little hovel don't you Bugsy?