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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Here we go again Buggers. Because I said, I can't judge, didn't mean I wouldn't understand Swiss German or would be unable to look things up.
No matter if you can imagine that or not. And you don't have any proper clue of German.

It is simple if one has a working theory about your behaviour:
a) You sitting in your shit- and piss-stained pants in your Nottingham hovel always lie.
b) You are daft, to daft to lie, so daft that even the average pigeon outwits you.
c) You smell of shit, piss and vomit and even Foul Ole Ron would succumb if he had to smell you for more than 5 seconds.

Now to your little "text" that faintly resembles German. One just have to look up methodically what you wrote to call your bluff. Many of your words doesn't exist in Swiss High German, one can simply proof that by using his Google-Fu or using a simple Onlinedictionary. Some of them do exist, but in more than one case you make spelling errors.

Some of the words you use are in Alemannic dialect but here again spelling errors and so on.
My best bet is, you mix wildly Swiss German with Alemannic dialects and try to sell that as on par with a native speaker.

I know that you were dr Luschtbueb of fathers O'Malley, O'Higgis and O'Toole after they took turns on your Müetterli. That is why you also cry out for acceptance and recognition, things even Nottingham pigeons would only give you at gunpoint.
But you are to daft to make things up proper. It was the same thing back then when you told the (your) three fathers you had a more or less saddle-sore sphincter and then had to suck them off for the next weeks.

Poor old @DaManBugs he only had two things on ARRSE where he has may have been telling the truth, his ability as a translator and socialism.
Now a native speaker is here, it turns out Bugsy has been lying about his German ability (Its safe to say his 300k a year for his translation services was also bollocks).

He doesn't appear to know much about socialism either, but I reckon the SWP humour him because its hard to find dickheads prepared to stand out in the cold waving placards around or getting signatures for pointless petitions.

You have a very sad life in your shitty little hovel don't you Bugsy?
 

NSP

LE
You seem to have issues with people on here who get likes or funnies. In your desperation to be "one of the guys" you have resorted to increasing levels of fantasy.
Seems to be working for him...

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I know that you were dr Luschtbueb of fathers O'Malley, O'Higgis and O'Toole after they took turns on your Müetterli. That is why you also cry out for acceptance and recognition, things even Nottingham pigeons would only give you at gunpoint.
But you are to daft to make things up proper. It was the same thing back then when you told the (your) three fathers you had a more or less saddle-sore sphincter and then had to suck them off for the next weeks.

Sheer poetry
 

Arte_et_Marte

ADC
Moderator
How exactly can you fit that square peg into the round hole of claiming to have been an implausibly highly paid professional translator? The one absolutely critical thing required of written translation is accuracy and skill at converting complex grammar while retaining the precise meaning and nuance of the original author. As you claimed to have been employed by Universities you really would know that, even I know that and I'm a terrible linguist.

Sorry, you've just totally outed yourself (again) in revealing the very obvious lies about your translating prowess and claimed highly profitable business.

@Arte_et_Marte , @Helm and other mods we really need the old bullshit button back, if only deployable at DaManBogbrush as Dumb simply doesn't cut the mustard.

My bold.

I forgot mods still have that function. I haven't deployed it yet, but I guess it's time it had an outing.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
By Odin's tangled beard.

Bugsy could be my insane aunt.

She WAS in the army
She is a vegan
She has been a professional translator (several languages)
She is a committed lefty
She can start an argument in an empty room
I have no respect for her


Oh no, hold on, those are facts. They are different people after all
 
Hier sitz ich auf meinem Drei Stück Bonbon (trage mein Autoschlüssel Hosen) und lese diese Blödsinn. Es scheint, dass das Spiel vorbei ist.

Zwei richtig. Fest Polizist, Bürgermeister.

:D
 

Tyk

LE
we did that sketch about 20 pages ago

If you think I'm going to wade through 25 pages of wibbling and utter bollocks by Bogbrush to check that hadn't been recently used you can feck right orf!

Incidentally does anyone have any use for a really slimy interior hovercraft and a couple of metric tonnes of eels?
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
You remind me of a slinky toy. It has no discernable value, yet if you kick it down the stairs it brings a smile to your face
Really? What a silly little fückwit you are!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

MsG
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Oh Christ! we're on an early eyes-down tonight - I'm only just in from work (get a grown-up to explain that to you Buggers...), theres dogs to be fed, tea to be made and all the other domestic niceties (again, get a grown-up to explain that to you Bogsy) before i'll have chance to get my dobber out...
 

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