"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

[Krautman]

Has anyone got "post completely in German" on their bingo card?

I have.

 

[HLD DMR]

Am neither @redshift nor a sock
Try again

No need to, you can adopt whatever persona you wish and have as many socks that you see fit.

 

[AdminVortex]

Triggered Buggers?
"Meine Güte aber auch! Die Art und Weise, wie du bereit bist, dich derart an ARRSE zu verkaufen, nur um damit zu posaunen, dass du von einem britishen militärishen einer britischen militärischen Webseite angenommen worden bist, lässt wirklich fragen lassen, (??? this part no sense) ob du alle Latten im am Zaun hast, Alter. Das nunmal nur mal nebebei. nebenbei."

For the benefit of the non-german speakers that want to have a good laugh: "Goodness gracious! The way you're willing to sell yourself to ARRSE like this just to trumpet that you've been accepted by a British military website really makes you wonder if you've got all the bars in the fence, dude. That's beside the point."

Maybe you should go back to your Desert Eagle, your 9 Pence per gramme dealing or advertising socialism in it's pure, unsullied and innocent form.

Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by German settlers in Outer Mongolia.

 

[DaManBugs]

Considering an actual German has just pointed out his German is shit, he's taking it relatively well.

Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG

 

[The Assassin]

No need to, you can adopt whatever persona you wish and have as many socks that you see fit.

Yawn
You are pissed off over whatever goes on inside your head.

 

[DaManBugs]

Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by a German settlers in Outer Mongolia

And tell me, goobie, just why would all that interest you in any way there?

MsG

 

[AdminVortex]

Lässt wirklich fragen lassen

Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG

He's German, you're not. The Great Translator has been defrocked. How embarrassing for you.

 

[MostlyBollocks]

Fcuk me, I've been away for ages and DMB is still the butt of ridicule for his Google translate shenanigans. Some things never change...

 

[Krautman]

Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by a German settlers in Outer Mongolia.

His "customers" normally blow their brains away with a "real" gramme of rat poison citric acid mix. They won't complain and if some of them do, there is always the danger of getting Desert Eagled by Pablo Escobugs.

 

[AdminVortex]

And tell me, goobie, just why would all that interest you in any way there?

MsG

Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?

 

[AdminVortex]

Fcuk me, I've been away for ages and DMB is still the butt of ridicule for his Google translate shenanigans. Some things never change...

His German appears to have much in common with your username.

 

[Krautman]

Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?

It speaks perfect pigeon.

 

[NSP]

I know now, but the letters RBMK had only seen as a poster on this thread, thought maybe have been a sock-puppet link.

Or someone's a fan of dodgy Soviet reactor technology, built by vodka-soaked idlers.

 

[DaManBugs]

Lässt wirklich fragen lassen
He's German, you're not. The Great Translator has been defrocked. How embarrassing for you.

And what choice does he have, shittleggs? Sure he's a Boxheed, but as sure as he proclaims anything other than what ARRSErs want to hear, he'll be shunted into nothingness.

MsG

 

[NSP]

Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG

You should change your name to Esel Pikk. You'd go down a storm in Norway.

 

[NSP]

Fcuk me, I've been away for ages and DMB is still the butt of ridicule for his Google translate shenanigans. Some things never change...

Aye - t'is true. Where have you been hiding anyway...?

 

[Krautman]

Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG

That seems to have become your “go-to” theme in the past few years. What we both know is that it’s simple transference. By transferring what happened to you to me, you hope to overcome the shame and humiliation that you still feel about the issue. That’s understandable, but not very helpful in your situation, is it? It obviously bothers you very much.

 

[AdminVortex]

No he

And what choice does he have, shittleggs? Sure he's a Boxheed, but as sure as he proclaims anything other than what ARRSErs want to hear, he'll be shunted into nothingness.

MsG

You're right. He has no choice. Because your German is shit. And you're a fibber.

 

[AdminVortex]

That seems to have become your “go-to” theme in the past few years. What we both know is that it’s simple transference. By transferring what happened to you to me, you hope to overcome the shame and humiliation that you still feel about the issue. That’s understandable, but not very helpful in your situation, is it? It obviously bothers you very much.

His ears are burning with shame. His little talent, his special magic trick, and it turns out he's no good at that, either. I wondered why I could understand your German and not his. Turns out it was drivel all along.

 

[DaManBugs]

Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?

Hoo! Do you even realise what you're setting off there? OK, I sometimes make fundamental mistakes made by average Germans. But, so what? Examples are: dasselbe, das Gleiche; als, wie, usw.

MsG