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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Triggered Buggers?
"Meine Güte aber auch! Die Art und Weise, wie du bereit bist, dich derart an ARRSE zu verkaufen, nur um damit zu posaunen, dass du von einem britishen militärishen einer britischen militärischen Webseite angenommen worden bist, lässt wirklich fragen lassen, (??? this part no sense) ob du alle Latten im am Zaun hast, Alter. Das nunmal nur mal nebebei. nebenbei."

For the benefit of the non-german speakers that want to have a good laugh: "Goodness gracious! The way you're willing to sell yourself to ARRSE like this just to trumpet that you've been accepted by a British military website really makes you wonder if you've got all the bars in the fence, dude. That's beside the point."

Maybe you should go back to your Desert Eagle, your 9 Pence per gramme dealing or advertising socialism in it's pure, unsullied and innocent form.
Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by German settlers in Outer Mongolia.
 
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DaManBugs

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Book Reviewer
Considering an actual German has just pointed out his German is shit, he's taking it relatively well.
Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG
 

DaManBugs

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Book Reviewer
Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by a German settlers in Outer Mongolia
And tell me, goobie, just why would all that interest you in any way there?

MsG
 
Fcuk me, I've been away for ages and DMB is still the butt of ridicule for his Google translate shenanigans. Some things never change... :)
 
Blimey, even my A-level German essays came back with less red pen. And I got a 'D'. I wonder if his customers know they're being sold a dummy?

Although he'll inevitably claim it's a particular dialect spoken by a German settlers in Outer Mongolia.
His "customers" normally blow their brains away with a "real" gramme of rat poison citric acid mix. They won't complain and if some of them do, there is always the danger of getting Desert Eagled by Pablo Escobugs.
 
And tell me, goobie, just why would all that interest you in any way there?

MsG
Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?
 
Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?
It speaks perfect pigeon.
 

NSP

LE
I know now, but the letters RBMK had only seen as a poster on this thread, thought maybe have been a sock-puppet link.
Or someone's a fan of dodgy Soviet reactor technology, built by vodka-soaked idlers.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Lässt wirklich fragen lassen
He's German, you're not. The Great Translator has been defrocked. How embarrassing for you.
And what choice does he have, shittleggs? Sure he's a Boxheed, but as sure as he proclaims anything other than what ARRSErs want to hear, he'll be shunted into nothingness.

MsG
 

NSP

LE
Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG
You should change your name to Esel Pikk. You'd go down a storm in Norway.
 

NSP

LE
Fcuk me, I've been away for ages and DMB is still the butt of ridicule for his Google translate shenanigans. Some things never change... :)
Aye - t'is true. Where have you been hiding anyway...?
 
Ah, you mean from a Boxheed who's dependant on pleasing other ARRSErs in order to be "accepted". Well, yeah, that's your wo/man there calling her/himself "Krautman".

MsG
That seems to have become your “go-to” theme in the past few years. What we both know is that it’s simple transference. By transferring what happened to you to me, you hope to overcome the shame and humiliation that you still feel about the issue. That’s understandable, but not very helpful in your situation, is it? It obviously bothers you very much.
 
That seems to have become your “go-to” theme in the past few years. What we both know is that it’s simple transference. By transferring what happened to you to me, you hope to overcome the shame and humiliation that you still feel about the issue. That’s understandable, but not very helpful in your situation, is it? It obviously bothers you very much.
His ears are burning with shame. His little talent, his special magic trick, and it turns out he's no good at that, either. I wondered why I could understand your German and not his. Turns out it was drivel all along.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Because you've been telling everyone that you're a professional translator and speak German to an amazing standard and yet you appear to have made fundamental mistakes in inflection and sentence structure?

So everything about your translation firm is another monumental whopper?
Hoo! Do you even realise what you're setting off there? OK, I sometimes make fundamental mistakes made by average Germans. But, so what? Examples are: dasselbe, das Gleiche; als, wie, usw.

MsG
 
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