Um, yes you did. Remember the oath to the Queen you said you couldn't understand?Ha, ha! You post that and yet you describe me as a "shit-stirring (with a hyphen, actually) moron"? Ah, the irony. Joo velli fonee mann!
My knowledge of German? Try me out! My German against yours, numbnuts.
By the way, I never stated that I didn't learn English until I joined the army. That's yet another case of the standard ARRSE strategy of: "repeat until true".
You even lie about lying.