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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

NSP

LE
I mean, it's not as if you have anything against me is it? After all, you're all for being "tolerant", ain't you, eh? Although I wonder what this means:

MsG
I'd say it means that you're a dull, unimaginative cuntbubbling jizzstick who thinks recycling a previously used screengrab is going to impress others.

Shitlips.

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OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Well it's made an impression on me
Admittedly probably not the intended one, but an impression all the same.
I always wonder which end he's referring to when he mentions 'shitlips'
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 
Pah... Bugsy slurringly says:

Du gehst mir auf den Keks. Deutsches Ipsum Dolor meliore persecuti Fußball mel. Te oratio utamur vix. Käsefondue eloquentiam eu per. Principes complectitur Aperol Spritz no. His illud moderatius ut, Flughafen pro omnis minim epicurei, natum Turnbeutel mel ei. Sea purto singulis Mozart lucilius posidonium at, adhuc laboramus Krankenschwester per at, in mei ullum Brezel Id inermis recteque accommodare sed. Fernweh nec assum argumentum, te melius Freude schöner Götterfunken vix. Nec ut amet causae Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig prodesset gloriatur mea ut. Dicunt Mertesacker suscipit per no. At nemore Vorsprung durch Technik eum. An regione malorum efficiendi Glühwein.

@Krautman... Help
Exceedingly well done, carry on! The pigeon shouter will collapse in a screaming fit.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
@DaManBugs is going for the record as the most despised poster on arrse ... ever

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It will be his claim to fame.
Almost reached that magic 25,000 mark in the red column eh, Buggersy?
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
@DaManBugs is going for the record as the most despised poster on arrse ... ever

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It will be his claim to fame.
Almost reached that magic 25,000 mark in the red column eh, Buggersy?
Ah, that depends on how you're measuring it, the 24,687 will surely be from non-socialist indoctrination so therefore (in a socialist world) are 1/10,000 the value of a true socialist - the ones that gave him the 6,988 positive votes (we'll ignore the possibility that some may have been given in irony, but there you go) are the true believers in all things Bogsy and therefore worth 10,000 times their numerical face value, in a Marxist / Leninist way. So the adjusted score, with a hammer & sickle background is actually 69.88 Million positive comrade votes against 2.46 capitalist western downvotes. It's all in the maths.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 
Well, Johnnynoname seems to be making a halfarsed effort to be Site Wanker, but Bugsy is still pretty solidly enthroned. The sad pair of cunts.

Bugsy, put up a pic of your plums please, all greasy shiny with bollock sweat and shit.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Well, Johnnynoname seems to be making a halfarsed effort to be Site Wanker, but Bugsy is still pretty solidly enthroned. The sad pair of cnuts.

Bugsy, put up a pic of your plums please, all greasy shiny with bollock sweat and shit.
I don't think his heart is in it, but he's made his bed and now has to keep up appearances, just for the bragging rights with his equally sad 'mates'

Which one am I referring to?
You choose...
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 
Well, Johnnynoname seems to be making a halfarsed effort to be Site Wanker but Bugsy is still pretty solidly enthroned. The sad pair of cnuts.

Bugsy, put up a pic of your plums please, all greasy shiny with bollock sweat and shit.
@Jonnynoname is putting everything he’s got into being the site’s chief wanker but even with what he thinks is 250% effort, the wanker is still falling a very long way short of the O’Gold Standard.

Mind you Larry O'liar is very old and could turn his toes up at any time - no notice given - so maybe, just maybe there is succession plan involving our newest retardomong.
 
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Mind you Larry O'liar is very old and could turn his toes up at any time - no notice given - so maybe, just maybe there is succession plan involving our newest retardomong.
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What size plimsolls?
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Ah, that depends on how you're measuring it, the 24,687 will surely be from non-socialist indoctrination so therefore (in a socialist world) are 1/10,000 the value of a true socialist - the ones that gave him the 6,988 positive votes (we'll ignore the possibility that some may have been given in irony, but there you go) are the true believers in all things Bogsy and therefore worth 10,000 times their numerical face value, in a Marxist / Leninist way. So the adjusted score, with a hammer & sickle background is actually 69.88 Million positive comrade votes against 2.46 capitalist western downvotes. It's all in the maths.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G


You are Dianne Abbott and I claim my wheelbarrow full of pound notes....
 
Mind you Larry O'liar is very old and could turn his toes up at any time - no notice given - so maybe said:

What size plimsolls?
A sprinter of his prowess would wear spikes, surely?
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
@Jonnynoname is putting everything he’s got into being the site’s chief ****** but even with what he thinks is 250% effort, the ****** is still falling a very long way short of the O’Gold Standard.

Mind you Larry O'liar is very old and could turn his toes up at any time - no notice given - so maybe, just maybe there is succession plan involving our newest retardomong.
Could Jonnynoname really be 'JonnyO'noname' - the bastard child of Larry O'Liar and a matriarch Pigeon?
It would explain some, if not most of the psychotic outbursts

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Ho-hum, well after a singular half-hearted appearance, where is @DaManBugs ?
It's not like i've got all night... So come on, dance monkey boy!, dance!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 
Ho-hum, well after a singular half-hearted appearance, where is @DaManBugs ?
It's not like i've got all night... So come on, dance monkey boy!, dance!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
Have you considered that he my be stagging on down at the QMC Covid ward... running towards O'danger in order that others don’t have to?

No? Me neither. Anybody else?



This Ms G? is she a bit of an O'looker or a manky noodle limbed skank hanging around outside his hovel of multiple occupation?
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Have you considered that he my be stagging on down at the QMC Covid ward... running towards O'danger in order that others don’t have to?

No? Me neither. Anybody else?



This Ms G? is she a bit of an O'looker or a manky noodle limbed skank hanging around outside his hovel of multiple occupation?
The Mrs.G started here
It stuck in my mind as a mildly amusing counterfoil to old flammenkecks attempt at pushing some sociopath-germanic nonsense into every post knowing it would be repeated every time his dog toffee was quoted.
He's not at QMC - my eldest Sons partner is working there as a pharmacist and has placed his photo on a watch list, if he was there - shouting or face down in a pool of his own or someone else's piss ( I understand he's not that fussy), i'd know .
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 

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