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OneTenner

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As yer man is in a cheap cider induced coma and lying face down in a pile of pigeon shit under a city centre bench I have taking the liberty of posting his response for him...



p.s. your username does not lend itself to Bugsy’s incredible name changing wit. If you wouldn’t mind squire...
Here goes....
Oi - Mush! you leave those socialist pidgeons out of it - what do you know anyway? my Ittalian twice-dead divorced ex-motherwife knows more about cider comas than you ever will - unless you have a citation in east-swiss-germanese, butt out will ya!
 
As yer man is in a cheap cider induced coma and lying face down in a pile of pigeon shit under a city centre bench I have taking the liberty of posting his response for him...



p.s. your username does not lend itself to Bugsy’s incredible name changing wit. If you wouldn’t mind squire...


as @NSP became national car parks you could 'hilariously' change it to anything. FFS he could have used SNP
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Here goes....
Oi - Mush! you leave those socialist pidgeons out of it - what do you know anyway? my Ittalian twice-dead divorced ex-motherwife knows more about cider comas than you ever will - unless you have a citation in east-swiss-germanese, butt out will ya!
Oops!
Forgot the :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
and

Mrs.G
 
Pah... Bugsy slurringly says:

Du gehst mir auf den Keks. Deutsches Ipsum Dolor meliore persecuti Fußball mel. Te oratio utamur vix. Käsefondue eloquentiam eu per. Principes complectitur Aperol Spritz no. His illud moderatius ut, Flughafen pro omnis minim epicurei, natum Turnbeutel mel ei. Sea purto singulis Mozart lucilius posidonium at, adhuc laboramus Krankenschwester per at, in mei ullum Brezel Id inermis recteque accommodare sed. Fernweh nec assum argumentum, te melius Freude schöner Götterfunken vix. Nec ut amet causae Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig prodesset gloriatur mea ut. Dicunt Mertesacker suscipit per no. At nemore Vorsprung durch Technik eum. An regione malorum efficiendi Glühwein.

@Krautman... Help
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Is 'Glühwein' an alternative @DaManBugs translation of turps? I really can't see him (it?) ever being satisfied with Mulled Wine.....
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Pah... Bugsy slurringly says:

Du gehst mir auf den Keks. Deutsches Ipsum Dolor meliore persecuti Fußball mel. Te oratio utamur vix. Käsefondue eloquentiam eu per. Principes complectitur Aperol Spritz no. His illud moderatius ut, Flughafen pro omnis minim epicurei, natum Turnbeutel mel ei. Sea purto singulis Mozart lucilius posidonium at, adhuc laboramus Krankenschwester per at, in mei ullum Brezel Id inermis recteque accommodare sed. Fernweh nec assum argumentum, te melius Freude schöner Götterfunken vix. Nec ut amet causae Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig prodesset gloriatur mea ut. Dicunt Mertesacker suscipit per no. At nemore Vorsprung durch Technik eum. An regione malorum efficiendi Glühwein.

@Krautman... Help
For some reason, I'm always reminded of this phrase when Bogsy expresses an opinion or 'fact' as he thinks of them...
Ich könnte meine Meinung ändern, aber dann würden wir beide falsch.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Mrs.G
 

StBob072

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shit... I haven’t got any green ink. I’m glad I haven’t yet started to wri erm...

... I meant to say, I'm glad I haven’t got any as people may jump to conclusions.


I wish some people would jump to a conclusion .... :muhaha::muhaha:
 

DaManBugs

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On ROPs
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Oh, now that's just taking it too damn far!!
I mean, it's not as if you have anything against me is it? After all, you're all for being "tolerant", ain't you, eh? Although I wonder what this means:

MsG
 

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OneTenner

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It means you're considered to be 'dumb' in your rantings in thirty one cases (as a bare minimum)

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Mrs.G
 

OneTenner

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OneTenner

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You're taking far too much pleasure in this, One Bender.
It's FriiiiiiiiiidaY! and i've had a good week - why the hell not?
Plus i've just finished a very informative book on the Chernobyl disaster and how it was all caused by a socialist nuclear systems architect called 'Bugs Ay'? or something similar - and how it was all his fault so I thought i'd let my hair down by poking the bare bear
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mrs.G
 

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