"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

This Fonze chap? Is he like 'The Fonz' but gay?

Even a brain damaged dog would have created your meaningless meme with the name spelt correctly. How the fuck do you get a four letter name wrong?

Still, in all fairness, I don't suppose you can be blamed for being a Grade A+ retardomong.
 
It's always made me smile that the more Socialist a society, the more corruption is endemic within it - and they have the neck to:-
1) criticise our way of life
2) leave as soon as they have the chance
3) benefit from and simutaneously criticise our way of life....
makes me weep tears of blood but each to their own
 

Jonnynoname

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This Fonze chap? Is he like 'The Fonz' but gay?

Even a brain damaged dog would have created your meaningless meme with the name spelt correctly. How the **** do you get a four letter name wrong?

Still, in all fairness, I don't suppose you can be blamed for being a Grade A+ retardomong.
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StBob072

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Apropos of nothing other than winding @supermatelot up, I have to say that I am thoroughly pissed off by the insect invasion this year. It seems I am to be blessed by two wasps a night if I've a window open, and if I suck them down the hoover tube, two more appear if I leave the window open. I can't shut the last window if I'm to remain comfortable in the lounge. This is a first. Should I blame the green wankers? Should I invest in mesh? I've now got about twelve beasties, various, orbiting the downlighters. Vacuum on standby...
 
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If you put an egg cup full of salt on the windowsill or door they won’t fly past it.
A small bag of copper coins or even just water hanging in the opening deters flies allegedly.

Best to just spray them with a little of her hairspray and watch them crash as they turn into fixed wing kamikazes.
 
Kill them with fire!
 

Houseboy

Old-Salt
thank you for clearing that up for me :boogie:

Why are you writing in italics, you dull Cnut? Is it the internet equivalent of the green ink that other mad cnuts write murder confessions in?
 
Why are you writing in italics, you dull Cnut? Is it the internet equivalent of the green ink that other mad cnuts write murder confessions in?
shit... I haven’t got any green ink. I’m glad I haven’t yet started to wri erm...

... I meant to say, I'm glad I haven’t got any as people may jump to conclusions.
 

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Well, it's Friday - just got to have my Fish & chips before I settle down to see if @DaManBugs surfaces from his Toilet-Duck induced 'time to inwardly reflect on his purpose in life'. and wait for him ruining another perfectly good thread with his baiting.....'
Or will he just go full-on mong and throw insults, 'hilarious' name changes and put-downs at all & sundry before homing in on the 'arrse vermin'
Who knows? let's all settle down and see what happens... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
Well, it's Friday - just got to have my Fish & chips before I settle down to see if @DaManBugs surfaces from his Toilet-Duck induced 'time to inwardly reflect on his purpose in life'. and wait for him ruining another perfectly good thread with his baiting.....'
Or will he just go full-on mong and throw insults, 'hilarious' name changes and put-downs at all & sundry before homing in on the 'arrse vermin'
Who knows? let's all settle down and see what happens... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
A Friday night pre-emptive p*ss take :)
 
Apropos of nothing other than winding @supermatelot up, I have to say that I am thoroughly pissed off by the insect invasion this year. It seems I am to be blessed by two wasps a night if I've a window open, and if I suck them down the hoover tube, two more appear if I leave the window open. I can't shut the last window if I'm to remain comfortable in the lounge. This is a first. Should I blame the green wankers? Should I invest in mesh? I've now got about twelve beasties, various, orbiting the downlighters. Vacuum on standby...
A tin of Lynx and a Zippo mate. Just don’t set your curtains on fire. Makes a nice smell too (apart from the aroma of burning wasp).
 
Well, it's Friday - just got to have my Fish & chips before I settle down to see if @DaManBugs surfaces from his Toilet-Duck induced 'time to inwardly reflect on his purpose in life'. and wait for him ruining another perfectly good thread with his baiting.....'
Or will he just go full-on mong and throw insults, 'hilarious' name changes and put-downs at all & sundry before homing in on the 'arrse vermin'
Who knows? let's all settle down and see what happens... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
At the first sighting of 'Mush', it's game on :rolleyes:
 
Well, it's Friday - just got to have my Fish & chips before I settle down to see if @DaManBugs surfaces from his Toilet-Duck induced 'time to inwardly reflect on his purpose in life'. and wait for him ruining another perfectly good thread with his baiting.....'
Or will he just go full-on mong and throw insults, 'hilarious' name changes and put-downs at all & sundry before homing in on the 'arrse vermin'
Who knows? let's all settle down and see what happens... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
As yer man is in a cheap cider induced coma and lying face down in a pile of pigeon shit under a city centre bench I have taking the liberty of posting his response for him...

Ooh! You really are jealous, aint'cha, Dorkus_Shittus Scumbender Ha, ha, ha! You pot-bellied, skinny-legged fraud. Not a patch on me. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

MsG
p.s. your username does not lend itself to Bugsy’s incredible name changing wit. If you wouldn’t mind squire...
 

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