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"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Look, mush, I'm posting on this thread re the subject(which happens to interest me in a wider sense), but all you can pick out of my lengthy response is a throwaway remark that gives you the opportunity to criticise me. That's always the start of threads getting diverted to Bugsy-bashing. And it's always selfish gobshites like you who don't care if they spoil things for other ARRSErs as long as they can get in their stupid, childish digs and win a few points. Just what's wrong with you, fella? How old are you? Ten?

MsG
You commented; I responded.

Interestingly, the one throwing childish insults around is usually you.

We know you're not 10 though. You're old. You're also a little decrepit - and a lot of a liar.
 
You commented; I responded.

Interestingly, the one throwing childish insults around is usually you.

We know you're not 10 though. You're old. You're also a little decrepit - and a lot of a liar.
...and very smelly with a cheap cider fuelled inclination to shout incoherently at Nottingham’s pigeon population (allegedly).
 
The thread-subject is: "Shemina Begum and Treason.
Anything else you'd like to get off your pigeon-chest there, fella? Just asking, like.:D

MsG

FFS Bugsy give up. No one is the slightest bit interested in anything you say any more. You behave like a 5 year old and sound like a broken record. Try and do at least one decent thing in your life and leave.
 
FFS Bugsy give up. No one is the slightest bit interested in anything you say any more. You behave like a 5 year old and sound like a broken record. Try and do at least one decent thing in your life and leave.
If he does that then people here will miss him. Look at how many comments he gets for a few posts. He performs a valuable service of giving everyone on here someone to feel superior to.
 

RBMK

War Hero
If he does that then people here will miss him. Look at how many comments he gets for a few posts. He performs a valuable service of making everyone know that they are superior to at least one other person.
Fixed.
FOC
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Bet you can't name three? (not counting socks)
Are you posting here? That's one ;)

I'm serious, the mods could ban Bugsy and all his various socks. Within a month you'd have a thread on 'Remember Bugsy?'. Then it would be 'ARRSE was better with Bugsy' and finally we would finish the slide of depravity with 'Bugsy actually had some good points'.

Just watch what happens when he posts, people can't help themselves but bite like fucking starving piranhas.

Even in decent threads that they should ignore him in and move it to the PooPoo thread they bite like Jaws on a low carb diet.

I am guilty as well but I don't respond in real threads. It's copied and pasted into this thread which he seems unwilling to engage in at the moment.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Nah,
i'd miss him like a stubbed toe
Or a ginger stepchild
Or a dose of bad AIDS
etc.
etc.
Also guilty of knee-jerk reaction in the wrong place, must admit, he is skilled at knowing his audience and which buttons to push, doesn't mean i'd miss him at all though.
Some people say they wouldn't pi$$ on him if he was on fire - but I would.
Well, I thought he was on fire.....
 
Are you posting here? That's one ;)

I'm serious, the mods could ban Bugsy and all his various socks. Within a month you'd have a thread on 'Remember Bugsy?'. Then it would be 'ARRSE was better with Bugsy' and finally we would finish the slide of depravity with 'Bugsy actually had some good points'.

Just watch what happens when he posts, people can't help themselves but bite like ******* starving piranhas.

Even in decent threads that they should ignore him in and move it to the PooPoo thread they bite like Jaws on a low carb diet.

I am guilty as well but I don't respond in real threads. It's copied and pasted into this thread which he seems unwilling to engage in at the moment.

Hes been banned several times before, I dont remember anyone starting any threads like that.

There are plenty of other lying, attention seeking, failures in life on here to laugh at.
 
, he is skilled at knowing his audience and which buttons to push

Is he fuck, hes had several meltdowns on here, Shadylady giving him a few bullshits was a memorable one.

He would do anything for attention.
 
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Hes been banned several times before, I dont remember anyone starting any threads like that.
As he's always come crawling back.

Just look at the number of Bugsy related posts while he's on RoPs (and to his credit, he doesn't post while on RoPs) and there's any number of people begging for a Bugsy shouting match.
 
As he's always come crawling back.

Just look at the number of Bugsy related posts while he's on RoPs (and to his credit, he doesn't post while on RoPs) and there's any number of people begging for a Bugsy shouting match.


There have certainly been gaps of longer than a month when the smelly old liar has been banned, no one cared that he was gone (A bit like his real life when he really dies)

He has also posted in the past while on ROPs, but it gives people something else to laugh at so he has been avoiding it recently.

Hes a shitcunt who thought coalition soldiers being murdered was funny, he lied that the British Army killed his family and in general just tells lots of unbelievable fibs.
 

ACAB

LE
I’ve just read that. @DaManBugs if you really feel like that then please feck off to Eire preferably to a field without internet connection, did a fairly deep hole, you are use to that so it shouldn’t be a problem.
Fall into said hole and cover yourself with peat.
In several thousand years times you will be dug up and fame will once again befall you as BOGMAN II.

The headlines BOGMAN FOUND.
A several thousand year old body was discovered yesterday together with written notes that were laminated and preserved explaining how he ended up in this Bog.
He had a hard life and was a part of something called arrse And The British Army, although no records of these institutions can now be found.
Historians are simply baffled by some of the stories and adventures that this fellow went through in what can only be described as horrible times to live in, this was the COVID-19 era, especially in a bedsit in Nottingham with now extinct pigeons pecking at your window all day.
More of this fascinating story to follow, how did he get from Nottingham to this field?
How did a world record holder in sprinting get away with his drug dealing for so long, and how did his family survive getting killed twice by this now defunct British Army?
All will be revealed next week.
He's 'Allowed' because he brings 'Diversity, inclusiveness' and all the rest of the woke shite on here. And that's on the site owners turning a blind eye.
 
I've done my fcuking back in through starting running again, so yet again can't fcuking sleep, and yet again no fcuking Bugsy to while away the hours.

Not all bad though, looks like it's fcuking porn again.
 

NSP

LE
It was to flush out the white knights, it Worked and still is.


@Bogie_Bear
 

NSP

LE
how many 7.62mm round did you catch?
I was bravely taking an intense interest in the fluff under my desk at the time. I might look a bit silly but I'm not so stupid as to look out of the port like the freshly-hatched trainee did. A few minutes after his attitude was adjusted at elevated volume by the party chief that port developed some interesting new features...

How's that tumour doing again, anyway...?
 
I’m sure there are many personal Olympic favourites going down through the years, from Abebe Bikila through Jesse Owens and countless others.
...
Their various successes are readily available on YooChoob. So who do you admire, eh?
10.04, later corrected to 10.4
An Irish record
Aand immediately we have the usual gobshites only interested in enhancing their ARRSE status and not bothering at all that they might be spoiling the thread for others with their selfish and self-indulgent posts. Why am I surprised? Can we keep the thread on-subject, please?
What did you think was going to happen on starting that thread? You're bored, lonely and want attention.
 

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