"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

I agree there is a lot of unhelpful shite written about smack.
Does its use cause people to tell lots of unbelievable fibs?
 

NSP

LE
Thing is apart from Drugsy, how many people on here have really tried heroin?
Certainly not me.

Although according to the Thursday night clappers I've tried a couple of heroins in my time...
 
Herons ,he's been on herons all this time

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they are not addictive
 
I'm beginning to think your entire knowledge of heroin is based on the film Trainspotting. How many times have you seen it?
Film, I thought it was a Scottish Tourist Board advert???
 
I certainly agree that smack is not to be fücked with, unless you have a good idea of what you're doing. You're also right that addiction doesn't start with one dose. In fact, you can use smack for about six weeks and the "come-down" symptoms will be fairly mild. However, the longer you use it, the worse the cold turkey becomes. On the other hand, getting weaned off smack is a matter of five or six days of 60 to 80 ml of Methadone and that's it. No fuss, no struggle and no adverse symptoms. Doing it without Methadone means five or six days of severe leg-twitches, constantly streaming eyes, sleepless nights, the writhing wildshites, every cold you ever avoided coming home and being unable to stand the smell of your own body.

The first thing that will happen when you take smack for the first time is that you'll puke, although it's a fairly laid-back puke, and your nose will itch like crazy. After that, you quickly get used to it. It's not for nothing that smack is known as the finest anti-depressant in the world.

There's a lot of unhelpful shite shot about smack. Folks see the sad and ragged figures in alleyways and believe that all smack users are that way, but that's not the case by far. They actually represent only something like five percent of all smack users. Those you don't see are the high-up police officers, architects, judges, lawyers, MPs, artists, CEOs and other members of "high society" who only jag to hang in the privacy of their mansions. They form the vast majority of smack users and they support the theory that it's possible to be a useful member of society as long as you have a steady supply of the drug.

That was also the case after WWI, when thousands of soldiers became addicted after receiving treatment for battle wounds. They went along to their local doctor (who was very often similarly addicted), got their "shot" and were OK for one or two days. Some of those folks lived like that for 30 or 40 years, with no ill effects. So what's not to like?

MsG
Afternoon Bugsy, I see that you have taken the arrse title of noodle armed champion, this is by default, as your only other competitor Dork shit refused to show his macaroni muscles. Well done, keep up the good work.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Complete and unmitigated sh!te.
Against all medical evidance. Oh, sorry I forgot Dr Bogsy is a medical expert and drugs specialist.
Apart from fücking up the spelling of "evidence", Dorkus_Shittus, you neglected to provide any proof of your claim of "complete and unmitigated shite".

Of course, your main focus was to negate what I posted, something you've been dedicated to doing ever since you slimed your way onto ARRSE more than five years ago.

Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.

Or how about when you firmly stated that herbivores only have molars and I provided evidence to the contrary? Again your very eloquent response was: "Cock" again.

By the way, Dorkus_Shittus. You've still not posted any piccies of your "brawny arms". Why not?:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Of course, your immediate rejoinder will be to post your usual drivel with outrageous claims that I never made, just to cover your embarrassment at being made to look a gobshite. Can't have that, can we?

MsG
 
Apart from fücking up the spelling of "evidence", Dorkus_Shittus, you neglected to provide any proof of your claim of "complete and unmitigated shite".

Of course, your main focus was to negate what I posted, something you've been dedicated to doing ever since you slimed your way onto ARRSE more than five years ago.

Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.

Or how about when you firmly stated that herbivores only have molars and I provided evidence to the contrary? Again your very eloquent response was: "Cock" again.

By the way, Dorkus_Shittus. You've still not posted any piccies of your "brawny arms". Why not?:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Of course, your immediate rejoinder will be to post your usual drivel with outrageous claims that I never made, just to cover your embarrassment at being made to look a gobshite. Can't have that, can we?

MsG
snigger
 
Apart from fücking up the spelling of "evidence", Dorkus_Shittus, you neglected to provide any proof of your claim of "complete and unmitigated shite".

Of course, your main focus was to negate what I posted, something you've been dedicated to doing ever since you slimed your way onto ARRSE more than five years ago.

Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.

Or how about when you firmly stated that herbivores only have molars and I provided evidence to the contrary? Again your very eloquent response was: "Cock" again.

By the way, Dorkus_Shittus. You've still not posted any piccies of your "brawny arms". Why not?:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Of course, your immediate rejoinder will be to post your usual drivel with outrageous claims that I never made, just to cover your embarrassment at being made to look a gobshite. Can't have that, can we?

MsG
Show us your junk.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.
I remember that well Bugsy, everyone was LOLing and ROFLing in their posts and giving you funny icons for your hilarious joke about an umbrella company that we all understood.
 
Apart from fücking up the spelling of "evidence", Dorkus_Shittus, you neglected to provide any proof of your claim of "complete and unmitigated shite".

Of course, your main focus was to negate what I posted, something you've been dedicated to doing ever since you slimed your way onto ARRSE more than five years ago.

Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.

Or how about when you firmly stated that herbivores only have molars and I provided evidence to the contrary? Again your very eloquent response was: "Cock" again.

By the way, Dorkus_Shittus. You've still not posted any piccies of your "brawny arms". Why not?:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Of course, your immediate rejoinder will be to post your usual drivel with outrageous claims that I never made, just to cover your embarrassment at being made to look a gobshite. Can't have that, can we?

MsG
Have a picture of my finger instead. I think this is sufficiently eloquent.
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Apart from fücking up the spelling of "evidence", Dorkus_Shittus, you neglected to provide any proof of your claim of "complete and unmitigated shite".

Of course, your main focus was to negate what I posted, something you've been dedicated to doing ever since you slimed your way onto ARRSE more than five years ago.

Do you remember when an ARRSEr asked about a reliable umbrella company and I recommended "Knirps"? Whereupon you hastened to post that "Knirps" was under investigation by the British authorities for "financial irregularities", little realising that what I posted was a joke and the German "Knirps" company has been making umbrellas for something like a 100 years. And when someone pointed out that you'd made a bit of a twät of yourself, your only response was "Cock!" How eloquent.

Or how about when you firmly stated that herbivores only have molars and I provided evidence to the contrary? Again your very eloquent response was: "Cock" again.

By the way, Dorkus_Shittus. You've still not posted any piccies of your "brawny arms". Why not?:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Of course, your immediate rejoinder will be to post your usual drivel with outrageous claims that I never made, just to cover your embarrassment at being made to look a gobshite. Can't have that, can we?

MsG
Good to see you completely calm and as ‘unbovvered' as usual then. Now, about this sloppy spelling... your spelling of 'Bizarre’ is... well frankly, it is really quite bizarre isn’t it...

Just how bizzare are you, fella?
To paraphrase Jesus (John 8:7), “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone you fucking cock”.
 
To be fair, I own up to being conned by that one. My own fault for not reding the post properly after a few Glen something or others.

I'd just filled in my IR35 form at the time for the accountants and quite a few of my old colleagues had been nailed by HMRC for working under umbrella companies to dodge tax.

Yup, very clever Bugsy. I think that makes is about 35 - 1 in my favour
 

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