"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Up until now he hadn't managed it - you aren't supposed to help him.

Asides from which are you suggesting all ginger people are dishonest - that appears to be a racial slur

#Gwar Lives matter #Free the Fox piss 4
The issue is Bugsy isn't actually that good at 'hilarious' name changes. I became Whoralee, the 'patron saint of prostitutes' that Bugsy invented. Pornobiff would have been much better. Likewise AdminVortex became AddMyForeskin rather than FatMingeGoretex.

He doesn't seem to use names that we provide, preferring his own brand of genius. NSP becoming National Car Parks was particularly inspired / demented.

Edit - and OneTenner can be CumSmeller, just so he's not left out of the hilarity.
 

OneTenner

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... and OneTenner can be CumSmeller, just so he's not left out of the hilarity.
If Bugsy didn't tripe type it, did it really happen?

i've been called worse to be fair, someone was trying to describe me to a new start once, the new guy said 'oh, the bloke from Wakefield?
Oddly, he somehow ended up doing six months straight through in Mitrovica.... Probably an admin oversight.

ETA - this is like waiting for a mine strike - you don't know when or where but you know it's coming, and it won't be pretty
 
Yes, I nearly wet myself laughing when he came up with Dorky_Boy.

Still when your brain has had so many years of exceptionally pure non-addictive heroin it's to be expected.
 
Yes, I nearly wet myself laughing when he came up with Dorky_Boy.

Still when your brain has had so many years of exceptionally pure non-addictive heroin it's to be expected.
Not sure what you are implying there. Exceptionally pure and non-addictive heroin has no effect whatsoever on the human brain. I know this to be true because an internationally renowned and well respected expert in the world of narcotics manufacturing, international market development and long term usage with no ill effects said so.

Dr CMT (Bugsy) O'Escobar, a very big name on the world’s drugs stage knows stuff you know. Ok?
 

morsk

LE
I became Whoralee, the 'patron saint of prostitutes'
Bestow a couple on me for the weekend will you then? Gratis, naturally.....
 
Bestow a couple on me for the weekend will you then? Gratis, naturally.....
I would love to but sadly it's not true.

You'll imagine how shocked I was when I found out that Bugsy may have been slightly economical with the truth.
 
If truth was a car he'd be getting over 500 miles per gallon....
 

OneTenner

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Book Reviewer
If truth was a car he'd be getting over 500 miles per gallon....
If truth was his car, he'd be dogging in it, with his bessie, Finean O'Biceps
 

DaManBugs

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Yes, I nearly wet myself laughing when he came up with Dorky_Boy.
Of course you did, Dorkus_Shittus. You almost wet yourself laughing? Do you have a weak bladder, goobie?
You don't seem to mind calling me "Boggsy" or "Drugsly" (and no-one's ever pulled you up on it)but you seem to take exception to "Dorkus_Shittus. Come to think of it, no-one's ever pulled me up for calling you "Dorkus_Shittus" either, although there are plenty of mentions about other names I've "invented". How strange is that, eh? :smile::smile::smile: "They" don't actually seem to care about you, Dorkus_Shittus.

So who're you trying to kid about "not caring", fella? Yourself? Or are you putting on a "brave face" so that other ARRSErs don't rumble you for the wimpy snowflake you are?
Still when your brain has had so many years of exceptionally pure non-addictive heroin it's to be expected.
So where'd you get the "non-addictive heroin" from, Dorkus_Shittus. Are you actually going to state it's from me? Now all you have to do is provide ARRSE evidence that I ever posted it.

It's funny that you constantly demand "proof" from me, but when you have to step up to the plate, you prove to be miserably lacking and dip out. You've done it time and time again. Now, why's that, eh?

By the way, bollock-brain, why have you bottled providing piccies of your "brawny arms", eh?:-D:-D:-D

MsG
 
Of course you did, Dorkus_Shittus. You almost wet yourself laughing? Do you have a weak bladder, goobie?
You don't seem to mind calling me "Boggsy" or "Drugsly" (and no-one's ever pulled you up on it)but you seem to take exception to "Dorkus_Shittus. Come to think of it, no-one's ever pulled me up for calling you "Dorkus_Shittus" either, although there are plenty of mentions about other names I've "invented". How strange is that, eh? :smile::smile::smile: "They" don't actually seem to care about you, Dorkus_Shittus.

So who're you trying to kid about "not caring", fella? Yourself? Or are you putting on a "brave face" so that other ARRSErs don't rumble you for the wimpy snowflake you are?

So where'd you get the "non-addictive heroin" from, Dorkus_Shittus. Are you actually going to state it's from me? Now all you have to do is provide ARRSE evidence that I ever posted it.

It's funny that you constantly demand "proof" from me, but when you have to step up to the plate, you prove to be miserably lacking and dip out. You've done it time and time again. Now, why's that, eh?

By the way, bollock-brain, why have you bottled providing piccies of your "brawny arms", eh?:-D:-D:-D

MsG
Arent your noodle arms getting tired with all your windmilling?
 
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Of course you did, Dorkus_Shittus. You almost wet yourself laughing? Do you have a weak bladder, goobie?
You don't seem to mind calling me "Boggsy" or "Drugsly" (and no-one's ever pulled you up on it)but you seem to take exception to "Dorkus_Shittus. Come to think of it, no-one's ever pulled me up for calling you "Dorkus_Shittus" either, although there are plenty of mentions about other names I've "invented". How strange is that, eh? :smile::smile::smile: "They" don't actually seem to care about you, Dorkus_Shittus.

So who're you trying to kid about "not caring", fella? Yourself? Or are you putting on a "brave face" so that other ARRSErs don't rumble you for the wimpy snowflake you are?

So where'd you get the "non-addictive heroin" from, Dorkus_Shittus. Are you actually going to state it's from me? Now all you have to do is provide ARRSE evidence that I ever posted it.

It's funny that you constantly demand "proof" from me, but when you have to step up to the plate, you prove to be miserably lacking and dip out. You've done it time and time again. Now, why's that, eh?

By the way, bollock-brain, why have you bottled providing piccies of your "brawny arms", eh?:-D:-D:-D

MsG
Shhh, child.
 

OneTenner

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While you're here Bogsy....
If you wouldn't mind:-

I have a question about socialism:-
Which of these statements best describes Socialism?

To be a socialist means to let the ego serve the neighbour, to sacrifice the self for the whole. In its deepest sense socialism equals service. The individual refrains and the commonwealth demands.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
 

StBob072

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Book Reviewer
While you're here Bogsy....
If you wouldn't mind:-

I have a question about socialism:-
Which of these statements best describes Socialism?

To be a socialist means to let the ego serve the neighbour, to sacrifice the self for the whole. In its deepest sense socialism equals service. The individual refrains and the commonwealth demands.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
I think that depends on whose fevered imagination socialism exists in ...
 
While you're here Bogsy....
If you wouldn't mind:-

I have a question about socialism:-
Which of these statements best describes Socialism?

To be a socialist means to let the ego serve the neighbour, to sacrifice the self for the whole. In its deepest sense socialism equals service. The individual refrains and the commonwealth demands.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Please don’t make him explode into impotent rage again. Smashed milk crate furniture is not easily replaced right now and the other tenants in his HMO are sick of the noise every time he goes into one of his ‘epsodes'.
 

NSP

LE
Have you seen the people that work for NCP? You should be demanding pistols at dawn.
Dessert Eagles at twenty paces?
 

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