What makes you think noodle arms could pick an axe up?Nah: can't be . . .
A man carrying an axe approached three men riding bikes, police say.www.bbc.co.uk
'A man was taken to hospital with multiple injuries after being attacked with an axe.
Three men riding bikes were approached by a man carrying the weapon in Bestwood Lodge Drive, Nottingham, at about 21:40 BST on Friday. . . '
He struggles with a bottle of white cider FFS