"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

Very optimistic but, unlike some on here, I'm quite honest that my German is roughly at the same level as a 3 year old with a drink problem. 'Ich mochte ein hefeweizen bitte' is about my level ;)
I can say "I am a doughnut" in German
 
If he leaves the window open, they may fly in and eat his body.

here is an artists impression of his body with the noodle arms yet to be eaten

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Oh you could, try something like:

  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer! Isch mache Türklöpfer aus euren Eiern!!"
  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer, ich scheiße euch einen großen Haufen auf eure Tafelrunde."
  • "Ihr trinkt doch nach dem Onanieren kaltes Wasser"
I still remember some essential phrases:

Drei stück Bonbon

Achtung Bahnhof

Swei rechts Johannes

Es ist ein Blondepolizei
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
I genuinely think it's a shame that @DaManBugs has gone down the route of telling lies.
He obviously has a genuine interest in socialism and the GDR. He may even have lived there for a while.
If so, he presumably has some evidence of his life there, photographs etc.
I would advise him to come clean and start telling the truth. He may find others who are also interested and could help him put something together to document his interest / life in East Germany, before he dies or starts losing his memory.
 
He's been lying across the internet since at least 2005.

Ask him about the time he gave a German policeman a slapping and took his gun off him.

That's a cracker.
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
He's been lying across the internet since at least 2005.

Ask him about the time he gave a German policeman a slapping and took his gun off him.

That's a cracker.
Reminds me of the time outside Wismar in 1985 when a Vopo climbed on to the bonnet of my wagon with a drawn pistol. An interesting seven hours.
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
He's been lying across the internet since at least 2005.

Ask him about the time he gave a German policeman a slapping and took his gun off him.

That's a cracker.
The sad thing is, buried beneath these layers of bull sh1t, there may actually be something genuinely interesting.
 

needlewaver

War Hero
Reminds me of the time outside Wismar in 1985 when a Vopo climbed on to the bonnet of my wagon with a drawn pistol. An interesting seven hours.
Who rusted first?

I'm under the impression that "we" didn't recognise the Volkspolizei's authority, how was that one sorted out? I imagine with the loud, soldierlike direction to "fetch a Soviet officer (in German)"?
 
The sad thing is, buried beneath these layers of bull sh1t, there may actually be something genuinely interesting.
I have no interest in hearing the tales of an East Midlands double glazing salesman, who has never been further east than Norwich.
 
I genuinely think it's a shame that @DaManBugs has gone down the route of telling lies.
He obviously has a genuine interest in socialism and the GDR. He may even have lived there for a while.
If so, he presumably has some evidence of his life there, photographs etc.
I would advise him to come clean and start telling the truth. He may find others who are also interested and could help him put something together to document his interest / life in East Germany, before he dies or starts losing his memory.

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