"You're a poo-poo head!"..."No, you're a poo-poo head" - Sticky for handbag swinging

First question. Why did you lie about the British Army killing your family twice?

or why did the British Army/"Gobment" cover it up so well that it makes him look like a liar? it's not like he has any inconsistencies in any of his posts ever. Nope, nothing at all in his posting history that would cause anyone to question anything he ever types out with his head dobber.
The amazing lack of any evidence just shows how good the cover up was!
 
or why did the British Army/"Gobment" cover it up so well that it makes him look like a liar? it's not like he has any inconsistencies in any of his posts ever. Nope, nothing at all in his posting history that would cause anyone to question anything he every types out with his head dobber.
The amazing lack of any evidence just shows how good the cover up was!
A bit like the translation business that has no commercial presence.
 
Oh yeah FatMingeGoretex? What do you hope to achieve by pointing that out? I bet you're sat at home now feeling all smug and superior just because you pointed out something that Krautman didn't spot in the hundreds of posts Bugsy has made.

Do you think the ARRSE heavyweights will accept you now? The fact is that you're unimportant and just trying to join in with the cool kids by pointing out errors. I notice that the rest of his post was fine but you never mention the stuff he got right do you? You spend your days hounding people over the tiniest of misremembered details to fill your sad existence. When I was teaching Michael Jordan how to do a slamdunk in 1994 he never focussed on the things he got wrong. You could to with taking a lesson from the second greatest basketball player (after me, obviously) but you're too arrogant to even think about doing that.

Well I've got news for you shitlips! You fayled!!!! Try as hard as you might, I'm not bovverred and nuffing you say will chanj that!!!!! :p:p:p:p:p:p Ask yourself this, if I thought you were sooperior to me I mite have spent a long tyme typing out all of this witty rebuttal to your observation but that's NÖT TRÜE!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

(All of the above may be total bollocks)
Proofreading :
A bugsy gibberish post of that size would always have mention of Da Dook.
 
A bit like the translation business that has no commercial presence.

probably a capitalist plot to prevent him as a socialist from earning £300k a year
 
Proofreading :
A bugsy gibberish post of that size would always have mention of Da Dook.
Good point. I also couldn't come up with an amusing signoff in German.

It's harder than it looks this posting mental diatribes thing.

Edit - and turning AdminVortex into FatMingeGoretex made more sense than AddMyForeskin as well. A bit of a mediocre effort all round.
 
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Caecilius

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So can you name any recently translated books that contained the name(s) of the translators?
I hate to get involved in a handbag swinging session, but almost every translated book I've read has had the name of the translator in it. For classics it tends to be on the cover but with modern languages it's more likely to be on the inside. It's still there though...
 
I hate to get involved in a handbag swinging session, but almost every translated book I've read has had the name of the translator in it. For classics it tends to be on the cover but with modern languages it's more likely to be on the inside. It's still there though...
Double Secret Translation?


 

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Oh yeah FatMingeGoretex? What do you hope to achieve by pointing that out? I bet you're sat at home now feeling all smug and superior just because you pointed out something that Krautman didn't spot in the hundreds of posts Bugsy has made.

Do you think the ARRSE heavyweights will accept you now? The fact is that you're unimportant and just trying to join in with the cool kids by pointing out errors. I notice that the rest of his post was fine but you never mention the stuff he got right do you? You spend your days hounding people over the tiniest of misremembered details to fill your sad existence. When I was teaching Michael Jordan how to do a slamdunk in 1994 he never focussed on the things he got wrong. You could do with taking a lesson from the second greatest basketball player (after me, obviously) but you're too arrogant to even think about doing that.

Well I've got news for you shitlips! You fayled!!!! Try as hard as you might, I'm not bovverred and nuffing you say will chanj that!!!!! :p:p:p:p:p:p Ask yourself this, if I thought you were sooperior to me I mite have spent a long tyme typing out all of this witty rebuttal to your observation but that's NÖT TRÜE!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

(All of the above may be total bollocks)
I nearly put you on ROPs there, it was only the lack of the bobbys helmet that saved you.
 
Since Bugsy started changing usernames, there's quite a few more modern ones now, for clarity, each member should post their Bugsy name in brackets to avoid confusion. I am (Pea souper).
 
I've got to work today.

The last couple of pages has cheered my morning up no end.
 
Good point. I also couldn't come up with an amusing signoff in German.

It's harder than it looks this posting mental diatribes thing.

Edit - and turning AdminVortex into FatMingeGoretex made more sense than AddMyForeskin as well. A bit of a mediocre effort all round.
Oh you could, try something like:

  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer! Isch mache Türklöpfer aus euren Eiern!!"
  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer, ich scheiße euch einen großen Haufen auf eure Tafelrunde."
  • "Ihr trinkt doch nach dem Onanieren kaltes Wasser"
 
Oh you could, try something like:

  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer! Isch mache Türklöpfer aus euren Eiern!!"
  • "Ihr schwulen Engländer, ich scheiße euch einen großen Haufen auf eure Tafelrunde."
  • "Ihr trinkt doch nach dem Onanieren kaltes Wasser"
Very optimistic but, unlike some on here, I'm quite honest that my German is roughly at the same level as a 3 year old with a drink problem. 'Ich mochte ein hefeweizen bitte' is about my level ;)
 
Very optimistic but, unlike some on here, I'm quite honest that my German is roughly at the same level as a 3 year old with a drink problem. 'Ich mochte ein hefeweizen bitte' is about my level ;)

you could use the phrase we taught to a new lad while we were in Germany, and we didn't realise he didn't know it was rude and silly...

Faust fick mein Arschloch mit Senf Bitte!

He would never talk about his first night drinking in Sennelager
 
Very optimistic but, unlike some on here, I'm quite honest that my German is roughly at the same level as a 3 year old with a drink problem. 'Ich mochte ein hefeweizen bitte' is about my level ;)
With this sentence you nearly put it out of business, not 300k per annum anymore for him,it is more like 3 quid.
 
Since Bugsy started changing usernames, there's quite a few more modern ones now, for clarity, each member should post their Bugsy name in brackets to avoid confusion. I am (Pea souper).
Oddly, Bugsy doesnt like being called Bogsy.

I've got at least 3 really witty names from him all with the same theme

Spacker
Spackerman
Spackerinski

Urban dictionary defines Spacker as "one of the most offensive words a 7 year old schoolboy knows". Which is strange seeing as Bugsy is in his 70s.
 

Glue_Sniffer

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Oddly, Bugsy doesnt like being called Bogsy.

I've got at least 3 really witty names from him all with the same theme

Spacker
Spackerman
Spackerinski

Urban dictionary defines Spacker as "one of the most offensive words a 7 year old schoolboy knows". Which is strange seeing as Bugsy is in his 70s.
I think he rushed my funny name out quickly, as he was so angry about being asked simple questions about socialism. Soo_Gliffer doesn't mean anything.

If he's in his 70s now, what's going to happen when he dies?
Will we get to find out if any of his stories were true..?
 

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