We haven't had one of these in a while... Imagine the UK political system is different and you have to vote for the Prime Minister you want (no ending up with Mr Brown by default). No rules apply as to who the PM can be. So, this is the selection I have for you - if you have any complaints about people not listed then go create your own poll. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh - Exactly what we need, straight talking, decent old chap, proper hero. Hugh Grant - Known all over the world. Gave "that speech" on Love Actually that we all wish Blair would have had the swingers to make. Rowan Atkinson - Everyone in the world, including amazonian tribes not yet known to civilisation know of Mr Bean. Randy McNob - Excellent advertisment for duck tape, covering eyes, for the purpose of. Talulah Riley - Because I would wolf down shyte off a stick just for a chance to sniff her undercrackers Prince Harry - William as King, Harry would be far better as PM despite being a Gwar. Has the potential to turn into his Grandfather The COs - Good and Bad CO come as a team for this one. The Lord Flashheart - Because I'm upset that he doesn't answer my pms where I express my undying love and I want to get some proper brown nosing in. That and it'd be fecking hilarious. Brown/Cameron/Clegg - Yeah fecking right. Ruined the country, inbred and unheard of, in that order.