Suppose you had the power to commission your very own gameshow for primetime saturday night TV, what would you do? Following on from a conversation t'other neet darn t'pub, I present to you, loyal Arrser's...'As the Bird Flys'. The format is simple: We buy the 'Skytrack' off Gladiator and position it over a purpose built replica farmyard, filled with small annimals, mongs, teletubby's, ex big brother contestents, whatever you like. We then get ex - cricket umpire extrordinare Dicky Bird fixed to the Skytrack and secure cache's of house bricks at conveniant intervals over the track. Viewers call in and manouver Dicky over the annimals, mongs etc in order for him to drop his missile onto it. They do this by shouting directions down the phone, 'Left, left, left, drop!' etc. The more annimals, mongs etc hit in a set time, the greater that viewers score. I'd commission it in an instant if I could.