Calling all arrsers, my work colleague George (not his real name, which is actually Dave) has asked my advice on dumping his girlfriend. She is obsessed with the idea of getting married to have kids and play happy families. He is obsessed with beer and cheap sex. She wants him to forego Saturday nights at the pub to spend "quality time" with her. Her idea of quality time is going to her friends places to watch their wedding videos and look at wedding photos. He tells me that she is not a good looker, and sex with her is worse than watching re-runs of Neighbours. She does not drink, and lives with her mother. George\Dave has planned a long holiday overseas, she is not aware of this. His dilemma is to let her down gently as she is obsessive,and is definitely a front runner for bunny-boiler of the year. I have told my colleague that a post on arrse will solve all of lifes problems, as helpful, sensitive and tactful advice is only a keyboard away. Gentlemen, please proceed to enlighten him.