Your theme tune.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Joe_Private, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. Picture the scene. There's a sense of expectation in the crowd, the lights dim, the dry-ice mist swirls, strobes and lasers dazzle the audience, the MC announces your name, and as you make your grand entrance into the arena, the music starts.

    We've all seen* Prince Naseem's entrances, whether to "Thriller" or "N1ggaz My Height Don't Fight", or Lennox Lewis's grudge match entrance accompanied by "The Big Payback". We might even have seen Eric Bristow's arrival heralded by "London Calling" or Mike Gregory from Zumerzet wander on to the Worzels "I am a Cider Drinker". So the question is, what would your theme tune(s) be?

    *Okay, not all of us, but certainly some of us.
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  3. hmmm you've got to promise not to tell your mummy.
  4. You're joking! I've seen you on the prowl in a gay bar. You're like a predator stalking his prey.

    This is far more "up your street" *snigger*

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  5. Prince albert, you're a bad man and hurtful at times.
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  6. "Asshole" by Dennis Leary.
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  7. At least he's not racist...
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  8. Stop at 22 seconds cos I will have already shot my fat over her tits
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  9. I still like this one