I saw a youngster of about 18 today stood motionless while fcuking about with his mobile in that familiar docile sending text stoop. So I wondered, imagine it's 2010, Field Marshall Earl Haig's statue has either been nicked by Souse Pikeys and cut up for scrap or the Govt. wanting to eradicate our proud history has decided that it is offending Muslims so has been taken down. In it's place they are to erect a bronze statue of YOU. Yes you, your a fcuking hero! So, what grand heroic pose will you be created in and what will the inscription be on your plinth to remind grateful generations to come?