Your own war cry!!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jan 7, 2005.

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  1. Oh it's good:

    "For the love of carnage and discord, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"
  2. "I'm going to torment you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"
  3. "I'm going to smash you beyond your expiration date, then steal your lederhosen!!"
  4. "I'm going to **** you like it's my job!"


    its funny, because its true
  5. "For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

    I'm going to fcuk you until you have puppies!!!??
  7. Hark! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Skjold, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to punch you into a new dimension of pain!" :twisted:

  8. Haha!

    "By Odin's mighty spear, you are made of meat and i am very hungry!!!"
  9. I like it, I like it hahaha
  10. All a bit Dungeons and Dragons isnt it :roll: :lol:

    "Behold the mighty girth of my purple headed knobbler" etc
  11. True, but makes a change from just..
    doesnt it?
  12. "I'm going to brutalize you so painfully, you will not be able to see straight!!!"

    Try a "different" username & see what you get 8O
  13. "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
  14. and "I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"