Your MUM

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by GrumbleWeed, Apr 11, 2005.

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  1. do you remember those stupid 'your mum' jokes when you were at school-
    WELL THEY ARE BACK FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT!!

    Please post all of your 'mum' jokes

    e.g. your mum is so fat her arse cheeks have different post codes.

    etc etc
    more to follow
     
  2. Your mum is so fat , thats when she sat down she cause the Tsunami in Thailand!

    Your mum is so fat that your dad needs his climbing rope and oxygen to get on top of her!

    Your mum is fat thatit takes her 24 hours to turn around.

    Your mum is so fat green peace tried to role her back intot eh sea while sunbathing
     
  3. Yo mama so fat when her pager goes off people think she's backing up!

    Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry!
     
  4. Hmm a few here, I have loads more I'llp ost in a while

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
     
  5. msr

    msr LE

  6. your mums so fat she has lots of little mums orbiting her.

    your mums sunk more balls than steve davis.

    your mums so ugly she has to do press ups in a corn patch.

    your mum f****d darth vader and felt the force.
     
  7. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    Your mums so fat her blood type is ragu

    Your mums seen more helmets than hitler

    Your mums felt more nuts than the eiffel tower
     
  8. Hmmmmmmm and this one is full of usefull information and inciteful.
    let me just check how many pages..........................

    1. well done grumble, take note how friendly i was in taking part, why are you so angry? oh yeah, your parents....or should i say, YOUR MUM!!
     
  9. nice comeback- however
    i insist


    Suck Your Mum
     
  10. I would but i dislike fish.

    Hey, this is good, we may get your poo thread up to 2 pages!! :lol: :D
     
  11. too late it has got there already with your help.
     
  12. DOH!!
     
  13. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    marvellous
     
  14. your mums so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
    your mums had more cock than a chicken farm.
    ok guys lets get off mums now cause i just got off yours