Your most impressive scars/ injuries

I had a motorbike smash which buggered my knee, and left me with a scar the size and shape of an orange on my right knee. Unfortunatley it's now faded so you can't see it anymore :(

Come on you reprobates, lets hear about your best/worst (depends how you look at it) wounds!
I have large, ugly toenails due to poor personal hygeine. I suppose it's a type of fungus but I can't be bothered to seek a medical opinion. And yes, it is fairly impressive. Makes women and small children reflex gag.
As a nine year old I was with my parents at Gatwick airhead in 1981! I was 9 year old and we were flying to USofA for "the holiday of a lifetime"!

I went to the toilet, and thought that I heard our nflight being called! SO i RIPPED MY ZIPPER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rest lies in yuor imagination, I'll tell you, thuogh, that birds love the scar!
ok here goes...

I have a 5" scar on my left shoulder-blade where I sliced it open while trying to duck a window shutter during a game of kiss chase in Portugal aged 8. I have a scar on my 2nd finger in on my left hand where a friend tried to stab another friend with a Swiss Army knife, I grabbed him and threw him to the floor, only to nearly lose the end of my finger to that crappy little blade. Then there's the scar on the back of my head whilst wrestling with a mate in his living room and falling onto the ridge of the radiator and splitting my head open. Or maybe it's the big toe on my left foot which got smashed during a Scout hike aged 15. Don't worry... I'm still farrrrrr too pretty.
got a couple of great "specials" albums & some early "madness" which are really good also. :? :? :? :?

wrong type of "skas" :?: :?: :?: :?:
I have a scar in the middle of my forehead where I was hit with a golf club whilst playing crazy golf when I was 12.
No I cant figure it out either but it nocked me clean out.
Your all gay, I have two large scars on each shoulder blade from ice burns.

Crashing a bobsleigh on Horshoe corner at St Moritz and losing the 1990 British Championship.
I have a scar from when I was 11 set fire to a barn with my farmer friend of which the burning building covered us in molten polystrene its only on my hand but a lesson not to set fire to barns containing polystrene.


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I mentally scar many patients every day!
From only a 4" gash on my elbow from falling on a rusty nail I managed to gain a pretty ally scar, more to do with the fact I couldnt be bothered to wait for stiches and black nastied it up myself! not very wise.
I then fell over some years later whilst pi55ed up and got another scar right next it, now it looks like Ive had some horrible open break,
rather than just being a twaat and falling over all the time, but hey never let the truth get in the way of a good story
i have a beaut on the side of my head which i recieved while fighting some bloke on the high street, the pair of us ended up stumbling through a big window on the town hall, he went first, grabbed me to balance, i fell too and that was it cut to fcuk! they even tried to make me pay for the window, i went through the hole he made!!
I have a scar half way around the middle finger of my right hand - caused when I trailed me and my mates new invention "the skateboard" (a roller skate with a bit of MFO box balanced precariously on top) down a hill in Hong Kong in 1970. Don't get your finger caught under the wheel, it tries to rip it off.
post motorcycle crash managed to collect a seven inch scar on my right hip this is were the medical butchers inserted a 40cm steel rod
into my femur to hold the six parts of what was left of...still can't complain (fcuking bobble hat wearing, coffin dodging red metro driving ba*stard)
I have several scars many of which are mental, however my most impressive is the one on my arrse, I was 7 years old and escaping the rival gang in my neighboughing town when I tried to climb a fence (Iron rails with sharp rusty spikes) I fell onto the spikes on my right buttock, and in blind fear of the gang chasing,I pulled myself off said spikes only to lose grip and pierce my left buttock. I have three arrse holes. :( . Do I win a prize :D
sawdusty said:
I have large, ugly toenails due to poor personal hygeine. I suppose it's a type of fungus but I can't be bothered to seek a medical opinion. And yes, it is fairly impressive. Makes women and small children reflex gag.
I had this and sought medical help. They gave me some tablets that made me lose my sense of taste. I had a dilema: have nice toenails but not be able to taste beer, kebabs, wimmin. I stopped the tablets.
2 inch scar on left side of forehead, got hit with a golf club.

8 inch inverted 'V' shape scar on outside of left knee, 4 inch scar on lower outer left calf, 10 inch houseshoe shape scar from centre of left knee down the shin and across to right side of the left knee.

All from dislocating my left knee, and needing 4 new crutiat ligaments, and a Ostiopathy, where they broke the top of the Tib and Fib off where it become the tibial platoe, and then reangled it. The then removed 1 inch on bone from my Fib and used it as a wedge in the new angled platoe and placed a plate over it to stop it moving.

They look great, cos they have have been doen so they still have that angry red look.

Impressive, but not as impressive as Cait's knarly looking axe wound. It is hairy or stubbly?

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