Your Missus Might be Gay If...

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  1. While there are no hard numbers to prove a trend, some ""experts" claim more openness to same-sex relations in the media is paving the way for women to break ties with heterosexuality -- think Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

    Ever been in a relationship with a woman you thought might be gay?

    Been with the missus while she's with her mate and wondered, just a little?

    Wondered why they always kiss and cuddle and just get on so well?

    Your missus is gay when..

    They start wearing their mate's ring and text all day, they get messages that say "I miss you". 8O
     
  2. Or if you are very ugly,fat and balding.Reek of tobacco and body odour...............
     
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    And are known as Whet...
     
  4. ..........she thinks Rosie O'Donnell is a rather good comedian.
     

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  5. ....if you're not careful :p
    .....if she suddenly goes "shopping"...
    ......if dropping the kids off at school takes , well, a bit of a long time...
    ........if she talks about her best mate all the time, every day
     
  6. ...she likes it up the shitter? Normally a tell-tale sign.

    I have to confess, though, I'm no expert on the more subtle nuances.
     
  7. If she gnaws on her mate's split kipper but will only let you watch.
     
  8. ...........You're lucky. She also might let you join in with her and her fit lesbo best mate when they organise a bout of clam jousting, culminating in you spraying both their faces with hot willy goo.

    Unlikely though, if she is, the first thing you will know about it is the day she f*cks off with a dungeree wearing Jeff Capes-a-like claiming men are 'The spawn of Satan and the reason for all the worlds troubles'......................Shame really.
     
  9. Apparently they get on better with their mates, communicate easier. Lots of it on t'internet
     
  10. She stops sucking on then sausage once the ring is on the finger... Oh wait, I'm married to a lezzer!
     
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    She admires the RAF Reg?
     
  12. ..................... you're lucky
     
  13. ...joins the RAF Reg?
     
  14. Gays don't do that gay..............Or do they?