Your Message to Santa Claus

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  1. Time is nearly upon us.Post your message here!

    (Santa regularly checks in to see what the lad's want)

    I shall try for a Jonnny Seven OMA yet again.I have been waiting for over 40 years since my first request.Perhaps he didn't get my first letter?
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    One - or all of these, depending on how good he thinks i've been...and some sedatives.
  3. Can I please have that Laura and Ruth from X Factor (not that I ever watched it!), a large tub of swarfega, 2000 ball bearings and a bath tub?

    Thanks Santa, roll Xmas Day!!!!!

  4. I don't have a chimney ! :x

    And anyway... Why doesn't he exist ?
  5. I've got a message for him.

    Come near my kids again and I'll sting you up by the fcuking nuts you perverted old fcuktard!

    P.S. Any chance of a new cordless hammer drill, 18v if you don't mind. Cheers.
  6. The Elves have all grown up!
  7. All paedos fingers fall off and their eyes rot
  8. Dear Santa
    Ive been a good boy this year. (THE BOSS DIDNT FIND OUT ABOUT THE LAND ROVER I DAMMAGED) maddy hasnt been found so they cant string that one on me. i havnt got so drunk i swamped myself. i passed my CFT and PFT. havnt slept with a female member of the unit for a while.
    so this year can i have -
    1 x bucket family kfc
    2 x swedish 6 ft blond girls
    1 x very large keg of stella
    1 x landrover
    1 x mega pack condoms


    Shots in
  9. Dear Santa
    Please, please, please fix it for me (that is Santa right?) that Chubb will get crotch cancer this year.
  10. Dear Santa,

    I've been a really good girl this year, so can I have (in no particular order):

    A chainsaw
    A Barbie doll
    New carpets throughout the house
    An invitation to Chubb and her nephews' Memorial Services
    A woodchipper
    A pay rise for the whinging gits in the AGC thread
    A Selection Box
    Some pigs
    World Peace
    A tangerine
    Biscuits_AB in a pink tutu
    A Mandy Annual

    Thanks awfully,

    Dale xxxxx

    P.S. If you can get Gunny Highway to bring them round for me in his Santa suit, I'd be most grateful. I've not heard from him for ages. Ta.
  11. thought u'd be more a Bunty girl :D
  12. Dear Santa

    can I please have a:

    1. new wife
    2. a boss that does not tell fibs
    3 wold peace
    4 winning numbers for the lotto
  13. Dear Santa,
    I know it's been a while and I've not asked for anything for ages but i've been really, really good this year so can i please just have one thing and i'll happily go without presents from this point onwards,

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